First Post! Hello everyone, simple questions and life biography incase you cared!

Hello BHW, this is my very first post. I spent about 5 hours this evening, (it is now 4:30am Hawaii time), reading some awesome ideas, journeys, methods. I did my thing on a bunch of bull sh** websites like mechanical turk, chacha, freelancer, etc. Amazon Mechanical Turk was actually not bad for taking a bunch of surveys and doing simple tasks like ranking a website on Google. ChaCha was one of those text your questions and we answer your magically type of deal where everyone is a 15 year old male and asking how big their own dick is, and Freelance was too high in demand for rankings and I didn't even get a single job.

So my questions to everyone is, are there methods that are 100% free to get started on? If so, could you provide a link to a method guide? Time and my laptop is all I have at this moment, and due to downsizing all my funds are tied into my cost of living.

(P.S. if anyone here wants a Hawaiian prodigy, I'm more than willing to be anyones b**ch to learn the ropes and have someone to help me. Saying you know someone from Hawaii will get you big brownie points with the females)

By the way! I also have an amazing idea for a what I believe you call "niche" that I think will really hit well if anyone can put me in the right direction