Firefox Add-on

can you guys make a firefox add-on that alerts you when new exciting forums have opened and shit? That'd be chill. Oooh and it should be able to text yer cell phone! Like whenever a new very active forum comes out, and it's in a category that we are interested in. That'd be swell.

I don't want to have to be at my computer 24/7 constantly checking this site anymore I need to be able to other things without worrying about new updates im missing out on, lol