yowahoshi23
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- Apr 30, 2020
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Drinking vodka red bull and smoking cigars right now. The weather is perfect, listening to Inna, life doesnt get better than this.
I would try this.Drinking vodka red bull and smoking cigars right now. The weather is perfect, listening to Inna, life doesnt get better than this.
As long as its not done everyday I am good.I would try this.
I tried this perfect recipe for cancer plenty of times.
Though lately no real kick as I'm too good sober.
Beers on the job is the best beers.
Great serie, love it too.binge watching shogun
Life is good it seems.Drinking vodka red bull and smoking cigars right now. The weather is perfect, listening to Inna, life doesnt get better than this.
Ex. Sex can be naughty, good luck.working out, drinking protein shakes, and fucking my ex probably
I never had sex other than that with a bottle of vodka that was empty.Ex. Sex can be naughty, good luck.
You are discounting the quaity of life experience of putting beer on your breakfast cerealBeers on the job is the best beers.
Never tried that one before, but I´m old enough to try.You are discounting the quaity of life experience of putting beer on your breakfast cereal
We both are.Never tried that one before, but I´m old enough to try.
Sounds lovely, brand?
Thats a story, cat is very cute. Hope you find it´s owner, otherwise you got yourself a very cute cat .. =)I went out at noon to buy coffee, and when I returned, I found a cat at my door. I thought it was my neighbor's cat since they look identical. After trying to locate my neighbor, the neighborhood community president, and the neighbor's landlord, my neighbor's cat appeared in the window, and at that moment, I realized the problem was bigger than it seemed initially.
After debating for an hour what to do, a man passing by offered me a carrier to put the cat in. Just then, my neighbor showed up, and since he understands cats and I don't, I asked for his help. Half an hour later, with several serious scratches on his hand - not mine - we managed to get him into the carrier.
A couple of hours later, I took him to the vet to check if he had a microchip. When they scanned him, IT READ A CHIP - I swear, I saw it - and when we checked the number in the database, we located the owner. An older Argentine man, very kind, by the way. When I called him from the vet, he didn't pick up the phone, so they gave me his address, and I went there with the cat.
When I arrived, 2 Colombian guys came out and told me that the man wasn't there but that in any case, that cat wasn't his, no way. I explained to them that they had checked the chip and blah blah blah, but they told me that wasn't the man's cat, that he has one but that's not it.
After a while, I received a call from a number I didn't have, and it turned out to be this man, saying he was returning to the neighborhood by bus and that we should meet now for me to give him his cat. Just before hanging up, I asked him, "Hey, what does your cat look like?" and he says, "WHITE AND BLACK." Something broke inside me at that moment; so much misfortune can't be coincidental.
So, I went back to the vet, confirmed there had been a mistake since that man's cat is 19 years old and black and white, but the one I have is gray-striped and very young. They scanned the chip again, and NO chip appeared. They tried with 3 different readers, and NO chip was detected.
I ended up taking the damn cat back to my mother's house since I have a dog and can't keep him at home. To keep him from being locked in the carrier, I decided to lock myself in the bathroom with him, just in case he tried to attack me. I put on 2 pairs of thick long pants, several sweatshirts on top of each other, and towels on my hands, as gloves. He didn't attack me, but as soon as I let him go, he hid under the sink, where my parents had - had - all the typical bathroom stuff (toothbrushes, deodorant, razor, etc.) and he threw everything to hell.
The bastard left the bathroom looking like Iraq, and after an hour locked in the bathroom with him, trying to get him out of there and into the carrier, it seems that in the end, he took pity on me and got in. Now I'm on Canva making a poster to print and put up around the area tomorrow. That's been the start of my weekend.
Thats a story, cat is very cute. Hope you find it´s owner, otherwise you got yourself a very cute cat .. =)
Ok, let´s just hope that you find a nice home for him then. After all he was cute, I like rough cats, they usually calms down after a few days of trust and a shitload of treats .. =)No dude, he's a wild bastard. He hisses like a puma and it's scary. At least I think he likes me a bit because I'm the only one he hasn't attacked and he lets me stroke his head. But anyway, I can't keep him at my house because my dog would eat him, and my mom told me I have until Sunday to find his owner or whoever, but the cat is out of the house before my dad returns, or there will be even more drama in the story.
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