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File-Sharing Recognized as Official Religion in Sweden

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  1. paincake

    paincake Power Member

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    Since 2010 a group of self-confessed pirates have tried to get their beliefs recognized as an official religion in Sweden. After their request was denied several times, the Church of Kopimism - which holds CTRL+C and CTRL+V as sacred symbols - is now approved by the authorities as an official religion. The Church hopes that its official status will remove the legal stigma that surrounds file-sharing.

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    The Fileshare Beatitudes

    demonoid 5:3-10.

    Blessed are the poor in bandwidth,
    for theirs is the kingdom of FiOS.

    Blessed are they who share porn,
    for they shall be comforted by RealDollâ„¢.

    Blessed are the MegaUpload users,
    for they shall inherit premium accounts.

    Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for torrents,
    for they shall be seeded.

    Blessed are the PPV streamers,
    for they shall obtain live MMA fights.

    Blessed are the YouTube users,
    for they shall see copyrighted content.

    Blessed are the USENET faithful,
    for they shall be called children of l33t.

    Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of file sharing,
    for theirs is an entry into wikipedia.

    In the name of the Torrentz, the LimeWire, and the Pirate Bay. Amen.
     
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  2. imperial109

    imperial109 Regular Member

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    In the name of the all mighty internet tubes that shall delivereth my holy packets, amen.

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    Lol! That's hilarious. I need to convert :D
     
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    G-S-T Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    All this, just so I can watch Gold Rush series 2 on piratebay.

    THANK YOU :p
     
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    Finally, a religion that makes sense!
     
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