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Father Christmas exists and here is the proof!

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  1. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    Father Christmas exists and we are being lied to.

    I know a lot of you are immediately going to think this is just another crackpot post but I think it's about time the truth was exposed.

    We have been lied to all our adult life - we have been brainwashed and it's unfair to the children that when they get to a certain age we brainwash them into believing the same lie.

    Firstly, who is brainwashing us?

    Well it's obvious - the toy companies!
    They know that Father Christmas exists, but they hide the truth from us so that we continue to buy presents at Christmas.
    They know that should the truth come out, we would have no more need to buy their goods because Father Christmas makes them.

    And the toy companies are in league with the postal companies.
    Because Father Christmas delivers all the presents in one night for free.
    If the truth was discovered imagine how much revenue the postal and parcel companies would lose.

    It's a conspiracy by big business and it has been going on for so long we have forgotten the truth.

    Father Christmas exists!

    Break free from the shackles of the lie and spread the word.

    I also know the lengths big business will go to to protect their secret - so please, please if I suddenly disappear, do not let this message disappear too.

    Copy it
    Paste it
    Tell everyone
    Tell the world.
     
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    I will no longer be suppressed by the larger toy corporations, it's time for an uprising....

    #FatherChristmas2014

    - A
     
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  3. thekidwithstars

    thekidwithstars BANNED BANNED

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    I see the conspiracy theorists have got to you huh.
     
  4. Chris22

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    You are wrong, and you are also a liar.

    I astral projected myself to neverland and peter pan told me that santa claus died of a heart attack years ago.
     
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    Well I think it is obvious anyway. Lets look at the facts, snow is real and reindeers are real so obviously Father Christmas is real too. You see how I got to the end fact there? I take two facts, stick them together, and throw in my own little bit of utter bollocks on the end.
     
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  6. orzyman

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    So many haters around here. But appreciate your time for writing this shit ;).
     
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    Go home you are drunk . :/
     
  9. Chris22

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    I like to pepper mine with a bit of pseudoscience too. Mentioning something irrelevant about quantum physics really gives it a nice kick.
     
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    The Easter bunny and tooth fairy are still real.... Right guys?
     
  11. Trepanated

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    This is no conspiracy theory - this is a fact.

    If it's not true, then how do you explain the following?:

    1. The Post Office does not require a stamp when children send letters to Father Christmas. Why would they provide that service at a loss? It's because they make much, much more money from everyone else buying presents and posting them. Presents we would not have to buy if the truth came out. So they deliver the letters for free so that we keep believing their lies.

    2. Why do the toy companies and the parcel companies allow children to believe Father Christmas exists, but they brainwash the adults to believing he doesn't? Because if it was the other way round they would lose billions - because children can't afford the expensive presents, but the adults can.

    Stop being a sheep and wake up to the truth.

    You are being controlled by the big toy companies and their cronies so they can keep stealing your money every year.

    Think how much money you have wasted so far, when the truth is Father Christmas could make and deliver all those presents for free.

    Wake up!
     
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    you have any document prove or video of Santa packaging presents on Christmas?
     
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    If more than half of the U.S. population now believes that 9/11 was orchestrated by our own government. Then what makes you think that they would stop here? You know some conspiracy theorists can neglect logic but the people who reject these things can be just as ignorant.
     
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    Sounds like it's time I lace my chimney with explosives.
     
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    Yes here you go, this should do because I found it on YouTube.

     
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  16. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    Oh, believe me, the government are in on the Father Christmas cover up.

    Think about it - toy and parcel companies pay huge amounts of tax the the government. Not to mention the VAT every time you and I buy yet another present.

    Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if the government started the whole thing.
     
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    Yes bury your head in the sand, you logical types have harnessed and honed this as a desirable trait and almost a skill when it comes to comparing the America you see on CNN and the corrupt nation it really is!
     
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    oh you are good, i rest my case then!
     
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    People who refuse to believe a conspiracy are just as bad as people who are convinced a conspiracy is true.
     
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    It just annoys me how people treat the U.S. as this perfect country. We are very far from it.
     
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