Fat Loss :D

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  1. srinu0812

    srinu0812 Supreme Member

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    Fat man saw an ad: "Lose 5kg in a week" in a newspaper.


    He calls the company & lady says be ready tomorrow at 6am.


    The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt saying:


    "You catch me, you fuck me!" & the girl starts running.


    He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.


    However he loses 5 kg.


    He then asks for the 10kg program.


    Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt saying: "You catch me, You fuck me".


    He loses 10 kg that week.


    So he thought this program is awesome!


    Lets try the 25 kg!


    So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "Are you sure? its really tough".


    He said "YES!"


    Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a gay in just underwear saying..


    "If I catch u, I will fuck you.." :p :D
     
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  2. darkvader999

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    that's was a really nice method to get rid of fat... you made me laugh!! lolz!!:lmao:
     
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    Hahahahaha epic! Made me laugh! :D
     
  4. srinu0812

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    Yeah!!
     
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    hahaha nice joke man we need such on this forum
     
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    Hahahaha! Epic mate!
     
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    lol :D you made my day :D
     
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  13. RushingWind

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    lol xD
     
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    hahahahah :D :D :D :D
     
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  18. srinu0812

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    I was about to ask the same question.

    I just came across it today morning. Thought of sharing it here :)
     
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    Epic ha hah a !

    But it works :p
     
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    Well yea. A friend convinced me not to leave. I figured why should I leave just because some people think so. But I've changed. No more dramatics from me anymore. Just sincere contributions. Infact I might open a thread in the lounge only if I reach a milestone. Nothing else. From now on I'm strictly sticking to making money :)
     
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