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FARK: News For the Hard of Thinking!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Dec 28, 2009.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    1. The dazzling deductive skills of the Northhampton, MA police have led them to label as "suspicious", 9 fires that all broke out between 2 and 3am, within a block or two of each other.
    LINK: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=9433056

    2. Mississippi tops list as being America's most religious state, which is no surprise since everyone there prays to win the lottery.
    LINK: http://pewforum.org/docs/?DocID=504

    3. Do you want to bet against America? Well, Morgan Stanley has the investment product for you.
    LINK: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aiGQrHp46pc4&pos=2

    4. Police in Texas are looking for a murder suspect described as an overweight white supremacist named 'Bubba' who drives a pickup truck with Republican party stickers.
    (This shouldn't be too difficult...)
    LINK: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6787898.html

    5. Voyager spacecraft discovers solar system is passing through an interstellar cloud that physics says should not exist in latest proof that 'scientists' are just making crap up.
    LINK: http://www.physorg.com/news181052057.html

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  2. Dynastic

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    2. Mississippi tops list as being America's most religious state, which is no surprise since everyone there prays to win the lottery.:lmao: