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FARK: News For the Hard of Thinking!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Dec 28, 2009.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    1. The dazzling deductive skills of the Northhampton, MA police have led them to label as "suspicious", 9 fires that all broke out between 2 and 3am, within a block or two of each other.
    LINK: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=9433056

    2. Mississippi tops list as being America's most religious state, which is no surprise since everyone there prays to win the lottery.
    LINK: http://pewforum.org/docs/?DocID=504

    3. Do you want to bet against America? Well, Morgan Stanley has the investment product for you.
    LINK: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aiGQrHp46pc4&pos=2

    4. Police in Texas are looking for a murder suspect described as an overweight white supremacist named 'Bubba' who drives a pickup truck with Republican party stickers.
    (This shouldn't be too difficult...)
    LINK: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6787898.html

    5. Voyager spacecraft discovers solar system is passing through an interstellar cloud that physics says should not exist in latest proof that 'scientists' are just making crap up.
    LINK: http://www.physorg.com/news181052057.html

    Fark - News of the Obvious,
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  2. Dynastic

    Dynastic Registered Member

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    2. Mississippi tops list as being America's most religious state, which is no surprise since everyone there prays to win the lottery.:lmao: