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F^%&*D mood... some share a joke.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bookmarc, Oct 13, 2014.

  1. bookmarc

    bookmarc Senior Member

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    So my mood is really fucked. after i almost got scammed. from someone WaFo/WF

    In fact, after i realized that i was being scammed i even left a message for jstover77 (if he is the same here and on WF) on wicked fire asking how the guy scammed him.

    the worse part is the guy kept claiming stuff like...
    "i've people at paypal"
    to stolen paypal
    to i am talking to paypal right now (not even realizing paypal office isnt open at that time)

    god how i hate scammers specially when they threaten negative seo,
    when this can be resolved by simple refund button. and keeping mouth shut.

    *life*
     
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  2. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    A woman walked into a bar
    She asked the barman for a double entendre
    So the barman gave her one
     
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  3. SmoothBlackHat

    SmoothBlackHat Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    German scientists found out what's the link between "fear" and "sex".
    It's "funf".
     
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  4. FBGuru

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    Let your loss be our lesson. It'd be even more entertaining for all of us if you can elaborate your rant a little bit more.
     
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  5. Duffers5000

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    My wife said "sex is so much better on holidays"

    That was a shit thing to write on the postcard.
     
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  6. bookmarc

    bookmarc Senior Member

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  7. bookmarc

    bookmarc Senior Member

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    here is a "scam joke" since we are on the topic

    To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole.

    "Let's be extra careful, honey," the husband says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune."

    The wife nods, tees off and - bang! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.

    "Jesus Christ," the husband says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is."

    They walk up to the house and knock on the door.

    "Come on in," a voice in the house says.

    The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch.

    When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?"

    "Um, yeah," the husband replies, "sorry about that."

    "Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return."

    "Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

    "No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife.

    "I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says.

    The genie smiles. "Consider it done."



    "And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" the husband asks.

    "Well, since I've been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sex with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

    The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you."

    The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.

    When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?"

    "31," she replies.

    "And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"

    http://www.thejokeyard.com/golf_jokes/joke_04285.html
     
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  8. bookmarc

    bookmarc Senior Member

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  9. FBGuru

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    Hope you never buy from someone again who registered on WaFo/WF less than a month ago and has 0 useful posts under his belt. That doesn't even look like a sales thread. He's sleeping on all you people's money on the shores of Bangkok.
     
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    contact all of them and file a refund with similar reason and his account will get limited + many complaints will make paypal favor customers.
    -=-
     
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    How about this Joke/Fact???? Do you think IM is like SEX???? Reveal it by following Image:D

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