[EXLUSIVE] BHW legal serivices - Let me fuck up your enemies while you fuck up humanity ™

Hello my Friends and Family,

Having problems staying a floate? "Charlie!", as my dear father would say, "don't worry about shit!" Most of you know who I am and what I can do. So for the low, low price of 1 year in servitude, I will wipe away your legal problems - completely. Lol, I know you think this is a joke, but yes I can do it. Serious enquirers only.

Yours truly,

pewep, esq. hazardous black witch attorney.

 

I raped and murdered my next door neighbours grandmother. Help?

 

Any review copies?

If not, please PM me any samples. Thanks bro. Good luck on service

 

Absolutely! I will relieve you of any immediate legal worries you have and prevent you from facing any consequences. However, due to the nature of your extravagances, I'll have to increase my rate to 5 full years of absolute servitude and obedience to my will. PM me with details !

 

Sure, feel free to rob the neighborhood convenience store then marvel as I compel the justice system to completely ignore you. (1) review remaining

 

I thought this was serious for like 1 full minute. =)

 

The law firm of Smith and Wesson solves all my problems.

 

I think you might be surprised by what can and can't happen in this world.

 

I hate to confess and really it tears my heart out to make this public....There's times I just sit on my little cotton tail and weep watching the rain pour all around this vast forest I call home. It truly is a thorn within my side to go day in and day out as a nympho rabbit....worse part is I don't want a cure and usually munch a carrot to get me through tomorrow.

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YOU HAVE RIGHTS! Contact me immediately to rectify this situation. I'll have you fucking hot bunnies like a jack hammer once again in no time.

 

Think again, he probably is serious.

 

What if he kills you after you help him? Becomes a one sided win for him? Eh? What's your backup plan?

 

Guys B E W A R E of the trap!

One year in servitude is agreeing to absolute slavery for 1 year... He will make your whole self his slave through the 'servitude' clause that you're agreeing to. One can command you through ethereal or unnatural means and you'll be completely helpless for 'one full year'. AND: His 'one year' could be a 100 years or lot more Earthly years. Remember his 'friends' are not tied to earthly limitations.

Remember the proverb: "Words kill, words give life; they're either poison or fruit - you choose."

nk

 

WTF did I just read? I feel like I'm being left out of an inside joke.
Did Saul Goodman play too much D&D on cough syrup?

 

yea, they're solving problems since 1852 w/ close to 100% accuracy