When I was a very young, so small, a dirt covered little girl running through the streets like a wild jackal I carried two things close to my heart: boys are aliens and pink is weak. Pink is what nasty, weak little girls with no athletic ability do. They do pink. They do the football team. They grow up and have babies, live in Mansions and become disgusting codependent messes. How long am I pink now? How do I get blue?