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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by proxygo, Mar 21, 2014.

  1. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    so the wife decides to take a nap
    i look at the clock and it says 2pm, i think to myself gonna make
    a cup of tea, no ill also make a coffee for the misses.

    i walk into the bedroom - shes sound asleep like a baby
    i place the coffee on the dressing table....then hehehe

    holding 2 small frying pans above her head i start clanging them
    together yelling COFFEE COFFEE - GET YOUR AFTERNOON COFFEE.

    i swear she saw red and threw a clock at me shouting fck off
    as i ran out the bedroom pissing
    myself laughing ......ohhh shes up and shes pissed.....

    ITS THE LITTLE THINGS......
     
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  2. FBGuru

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    I just hope she doesn't place a firecracker behind your bed when you fall asleep.lol
     
  3. cocococo

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    how many times have you slept on the couch? hahaha
     
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    Better that she didn't saw the coffee cup first before the clock.
     
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  5. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    took 3 hrs shes forgiven me
    but oohhhh face like thunder wished i got it
    for utube
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Your Wife seems pretty chilled. If I did that to my Mrs, I would get a knife between the ribs or a cleaver to the head.
     
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    Wow, that's hilarious. You must have a really exciting life.
     
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    lol yeah, I done similar. She threw all the pillows at me and then had no pillows left to sleep with anymore...rookie mistake.

    What kind of tea you drink, mr. obnoxious?
     
  9. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    as a brit i drink only tea tetley
    as a yank she drinks nescafe
     
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    It's really lolzzzz that you actually performed that action :D
     
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    So what happened to that coffee then?;)
     
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    Do it again next time she falls asleep and record it for us.
     
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    OldSalt Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    No wonder she was upset when you woke her up. Get her some DECENT coffee... lol

    We like Yuban, gourmet flavored coffees and sometimes Maxwell House but Nescafe? Pass. :cool:
     
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  15. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    nothing with nescafe salt - personally ide sooner lick
    my balls than drink coffee
     
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    lol I love my caffeine
     
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    I have to admit, if I awoke to two frying pans being smashed together over my head, I wouldn't be happy either. I better be receiving a million dollars cash on a platinum platter if someone decides to do this to me.

    Hopefully she doesn't get revenge by pulling your internet.
     
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    i thought she was going to reach for the coffee thinking it was the clock lol that would of ended well
     
  19. proxygo

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    she cant pull my internet ron i pay for it
    + its more than her lifes worth to try it
     
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    The most important thing is to live happily :)