1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Erik gets recruited as a Nigerian Scammer. Uh-Oh.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Erik, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. Erik

    Erik Regular Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2008
    Messages:
    302
    Likes Received:
    411
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Monitoring my affiliate accounts.
    Location:
    Planet Earth
    I placed an ad selling my old 8 GB iphone. I got this in G-Chat today.

    bryan cage connected

    bryan cage -
    U there

    erik -
    yeah

    bryan cage -
    am interested in buying your item on craiglist

    erik -
    what item would that be?
    Can i give you some advice?
    I'm serious can i offer you some advice?

    bryan cage -
    what is the advice?

    erik -
    O.k. if your running that scam, you HAVE to know what the 'ITEM' is.
    If you just say, hey i am interested in your item. people are going to know you are full of shit.

    bryan cage -
    Hooo
    Am not running any scam broo

    erik -
    really?
    then what item is it you wanted to buy from me?
    see what i mean?

    bryan cage -
    i already deleted my email

    erik -
    thats a good one.

    bryan cage -
    I mean i deleted your email on my list since no response from u

    erik -
    So you want to buy something but you don't know what. Ok. I'll sell it to you. $400 bucks, ok?

    bryan cage -
    what is the item u are selling broo?
    It a Laptop

    erik -
    it is a laptop
    good job

    bryan cage -
    Hey be serious here man

    erik -
    I am.

    bryan cage -
    if can't sell let me offer you a good job

    erik -
    Do you want to pick it up tonight? It's in great shape.
    Hardly used. I just don't need it. Got a new one that I like better. And I figured I'd just, you know, find a guy somewhere, maybe in another country to send it to.

    bryan cage -
    Am traveling tomorrow night

    erik -
    You are? Oh. Imagine that.

    bryan cage -
    so don't have time to come pick it up

    erik -
    I can hold it till you get back then.

    bryan cage -
    I will like to send it to my son

    erik -
    Is it for your son? You sound like a good father.
    I can send it, I guess, if you are serious about buying it.

    bryan cage -
    yes i am
    Bbut my son is not in the stae
    My son is not in the STATE

    erik -
    That's fine. I ship worldwide. I do business international for my job. You are in luck.
    Where is he?

    bryan cage -
    I don't know precisely
    Bbut i will call him tonight
    He deals with ART work

    erik -
    Wow. I love ART work.

    bryan cage -
    and he his on a summer trip to buy art jobs
    In WEST AFRICA

    erik -
    I LOVE west Africa. I want to go visit WEST AFRICA.
    I hear it is nice.
    Especially Nigeria. Good people there.
    We have a deal then? $400 and I will ship it to him.

    bryan cage -
    Hey stop all this pranks play boy

    erik -
    ?
    bryan cage -
    U know this is a scam

    erik -
    Gosh! You said it wasnt! You almost had me.

    bryan cage -
    so why the sugar coated words?
    Let me offer you a good job it you are smart
    and you make money broo

    erik -
    I was about to give you the form to put in the address so i can ship it.
    You lost out.
    man you are good.
    really, you almost got me.

    bryan cage -
    let me offer you a job if you are smart guy

    erik -
    I do this for a living.
    Do you want to see all the stuff I made this month from scamming.

    bryan cage -
    U can make money in this
    really?
    let work together if you are good

    erik -
    I got some good tricks, i can teach you guys, and a lot of stupid people.
    Want to see the list?
    I'll share it with you.

    bryan cage -
    Are u ready to make money
    Every body is stupid

    erik -
    Yeah we can work together.
    Partners 50/50

    bryan cage -
    I been a victim of a scam
    so it not new broo

    erik -
    Check this out real quick. This is what I can teach you guys.

    http://********************************.com
    (The Site Was The Famous Make Monies Online)


    15 minutes later.....
    bryan cage -
    FUCCK U!!

    erik -
    Enjoy that Meat Bitch? Haha.

     
    • Thanks Thanks x 7
  2. BigHustlah

    BigHustlah Power Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2009
    Messages:
    675
    Likes Received:
    717
    Location:
    in your inbox
    Why didn't you work for him broo?
     
  3. mrunknown

    mrunknown Regular Member

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    391
    Likes Received:
    411
    Location:
    On My Own Island
    hahahaha that was great!
     
  4. Erik

    Erik Regular Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2008
    Messages:
    302
    Likes Received:
    411
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Monitoring my affiliate accounts.
    Location:
    Planet Earth
    Thanks broos
     
  5. _unknown_

    _unknown_ Junior Member

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2008
    Messages:
    187
    Likes Received:
    94
    Location:
    Last page of Google
    Hahaha!

    Thats definitely one of the best convo's I've seen, thanks for the laugh erik

    "...if you are smart enough"

    "smart enough?! I'm the one scamming YOU, Bitch!"
     
  6. keinehabe

    keinehabe Supreme Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2008
    Messages:
    1,207
    Likes Received:
    472
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    -= CEO =-
    Location:
    Heaven
    Home Page:
    did you really chat with him so much ? lol
     
  7. crazyeddie

    crazyeddie Newbie

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2009
    Messages:
    0
    Likes Received:
    13
    Occupation:
    This is It
    Home Page:
    In the infamous words of Nelson Muntz... Ha Ha