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Einstein's demands of his Marriage

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  1. picfabindia

    picfabindia Junior Member

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    [FONT=Georgia, serif]An interesting article that read....[/FONT]
    CONDITIONS​

    1. You will make sure:
      1. that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;
      2. that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;
      3. that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.
    2. You will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons. Specifically, You will forego:
      1. my sitting at home with you;
      2. my going out or travelling with you.
    3. You will obey the following points in your relations with me:
      1. you will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way;
      2. you will stop talking to me if I request it;
      3. you will leave my bedroom or study immediately without protest if I request it.
    4. You will undertake not to belittle me in front of our children, either through words or behavior.
     
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    Oh yh the guy was a player hahaha
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    RIP Old Man!:)
     
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    Who's demands are these? Sheldon Cooper's?
     
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    lmao those are amazing
     
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    Is this real???

    I guess if I was as smart as him everyone around me would appear stupid. I don't like stupid people either...
     
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    I think sheldon from big bang theory wrote this
     
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    The full article can be found here:

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2133922/Was-Einstein-worlds-worst-husband-Wife-ordered-room-tidy-serve-meals-day--expect-NO-affection--stop-talking-demands-it.html
    By the looks of it and what I understand this is more than likely to be real. I think it has something to do with the Akashic Records.

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    http://www.gabrielleorr.com/content/akashic-records
     
  9. steelballs

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    Umm just shows Einstein was a genius he said in point 3 no intimacy

    3 You will obey the following points in your relations with me:

    1 you will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way;

    Then in 4 You will undertake not to belittle me in front of our children, either through words or behavior.

    So they acquired children without sex!

    Do we then have to assume rapper Lil Wayne was banging his wife in the rappers former comatose life...

    Guess Einstein gave these instructions to Lil Wayne before he fornicated the wife - Hey Lil Wayne ride her bareback like this E = mc2 and while you are banging her drink some Sizzurp to keep it up!

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    Lol that is unreal
     
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    To be fair, this wasn't a list of demands that he gave to his wife when they got married, it was a list he gave her when they realized that their marriage (after eleven years) was on shaky ground. They wanted to try to stay together for their children, so this was Einstein's solution to the problem.

    He didn't always look the way that you guys are picturing him either, that's him in his later years.
     
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    Men who dedicated themselves to science are known to have requested rules for their marriage.

    It makes perfect sense if you think about it. Marriage is a huge sinkhole of energy. If one wants to dedicate most of his energy in science, he will minimize his activities elsewhere.

    This guy is the inventor of the smear test, used by all women on the planet to detect very early signs of cancer and treat it (in that stage, it is fully treatable). His work has saved the life of literally tens of millions of women.
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    The rules to his wife for their marriage were similar and even stricter. One rule was they were not going to have children.

    When I first heard it, I was disturbed. But after thinking about it, it makes perfect sense.

    Ask yourselves, wasn't their sacrifice of their leisure and pleasure worth the lives of all those million people? And then consider this, the rules were in place before the great discovery - would you (me) have the strength to devote everything to a goal without any reassurance of ever attaining it? Think about it the next time you need motivation.
     
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    This is probably all made up

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  15. picfabindia

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    I don't think this to be a sacrifice. It was just their love for their subjects. If I am working 24x7 for being successful in IM, and leave all the pleasures for sometime, this is not going to be a sacrifice.

    Secondly, I don't know what Einstein did for the improving the life of common people? I have studied engineering and after that never ever used that stuff in real life.
     
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    Wow it reminds me of my elance days :Thinkingo
     
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    Yes, I completely agree. I said sacrifice because that 's what most people perceive it to be.

    It is utterly irrelevant. Science isn't about improving the life of common people. Science is about knowledge.

    The life of common people gets improved by the implementation of science in production.

    Also, science isn't about what you personally use in your personal life. I don't usually split the atom at nights myself, but ffs I can find a few uses for it :D
     
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    I hate science
     
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    Wow, so Einstein really was a genius.. Why didn't i think of this? :D