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EASY FAST Webdesign Job $40

Discussion in 'Hire a Freelancer' started by Erik Creed, Oct 7, 2010.

  1. Erik Creed

    Erik Creed BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    Hi I need a easy webdesign job done but I need it done within the next 12 hours.

    Here's what I need:

    1) Index page with a image and simple logo and a ENTER link to enter the website.

    2) Once a visitor clicks enter he enters a wordpress blog area, Here I wan't you to put a existing flash movie which is allready uploaded to facebook. Also I need you to use a javascript to make the blog area open up through a tunnel or squares etc, so it looks cooler. The thing is the page should open in a cool javascript effect way and then the flash video should auto play. So maybe you need 2 javascripts?

    3) I need you to put up these pages and link to these pages from the top navigation menu of wordpress:
    - About Us
    - Contact Page (Can use plugin)
    - Apply For Membership page (use contact plugin here too)
    - News Page
    - Photo's Page, maybe a plugin where the admin can easily upload images to this area/page without having to edit a page in WP? (Make it simple)

    Also at the top of this page use the logo you created on step 1.
    Simple logo just text nothing fancy.

    Anyway here's your chance to make a quick $40, I can easily do it myself with 1-2 hours of work, but I got an essay at school so no time and my client wants the job done in the next 12 hours.

    So contact me through PM if interested and I'll send you my yahoo messenger ID, so we can chat as you're doing the job if you have any questions.
     
  2. eatfleshzombie

    eatfleshzombie Newbie

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    $40?... i charge at least 300 for this... 150 for BHW members.... this is crazy
     
  3. cyrix

    cyrix Junior Member

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    I was thinking the same thing, going to have a hard time finding quality work at that rate.
     
  4. eatfleshzombie

    eatfleshzombie Newbie

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    agreed....almost insulting... making $40 sound like hes giving us a deal haha... go to a freelance site and hire someone from india with a clipart collection to do this half assed for $5 :p
     
  5. jodys

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    I used to read the comics for a laugh while waiting for scripts to run. Now I come here. Some of this stuff is hilarious.
     
  6. lablinks

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    lol this is like some of the adds I read on craigslist.

    "I need a basic site like rent.com. I'll pay $200." :D
     
  7. xplicit

    xplicit BANNED BANNED

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    Hell I thought I made him a hell of a deal for a WP install, all the good plugins and graphics for $60, and was turned down.

    Gotta love the ones who want it all for nothing.

    Just cracks me up.

    I want all this, and it has to be done in 12 hrs. And I will pay $2.74, (you pay gaypal fees of course, so total profit is $0.32)
     
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  8. slicer

    slicer BANNED BANNED

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    You mean the client who paid you $300 to do it?

    Oh goody you will babysit me too.

    NOT!
     
  9. VarunDave

    VarunDave Registered Member

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    I'm and indian but i'm pretty much sure i can make better than you. Don't get racial,mind you. Go F your gf if you are frustrated, thats what you all can do. lol
     
  10. SmileAtmyWins

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    Hahah, english lessons are a plus.
     
  11. VarunDave

    VarunDave Registered Member

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    I guess you need it :p .. don't you understand typos ? .. never underestimate :p
     
  12. SmileAtmyWins

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    Do i understand typos? No, I do not, because only ignorant people make them and I am not ignorant. :)
     
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  13. Sanitarium

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    I guess making love to your eyes since you're read
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    You can't really be mean to a man who tells you to go ******** your gf..

    BHW censors now eh. well im going to ******** my gf now
     
  14. Erik Creed

    Erik Creed BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    Thanks for all the PM's....

    I had the job done perfectly.

    Insult?
    It's not insult, if you know what you're doing you can get the job done in 2 hours, thats $20 an hour better than flipping burgers.

    And regarding some of the PM's I don't care if you're from America or from India, I don't give a shit about ethnicity as long as the job get's done.
     
  15. pavondunbar

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    I guess the saying is true...

    There is a SUCKER born every minute...:D

    pavondunbar
     
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  16. Tcm9669

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    Made me laugh! Haha
     
  17. nufaman

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    Nah, it is just much easier to say "oh, I got 100 pms, thank you" than to say "gee, everybody laughed at me and no one wanted to do the job"
     
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  18. manmuffin

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    It seemed kinda suspect from the title, but I figured it'd be something simple. Then I burst out laughing while reading the actual request. I'd charge anywhere from $200-300 for that kind of request :|
     
  19. faceporn

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    I actually did the job for the authors price.
     
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  20. Erik Creed

    Erik Creed BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    All worked out great!

    Fast delivery and excellent job!

    This guy will get rich someday because he refused to leave $40 on the table :cow_yello