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Easiest way to end up on the cover of Forbes

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by All_Terrain, Apr 8, 2010.

  1. All_Terrain

    All_Terrain Registered Member

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    Materials
    - Bag/pocket full of change (worth $17) OR a bunch of wrinkly $1 dollar bills and maybe a $5 dollar bill too(worth $17)
    - A card (birthday card, Christmas card etc.)
    - An envelope
    - A pen

    Procedure

    1 - Walk into a restaurant (coffee shop is the best for this or a fast food restaurant where the waiter comes to you) and sit down and wait for a waiter.

    1.1 - While waiting, open up the card and get your pen out

    2 - When the waiter arrives, make sure that he can see what you're doing

    3 - Order a drink or something that you can take out of the store easily

    4 - When the waiter comes back with your beverage ask him for a $20 dollar bill so that you give it to your brother (or nephew that you never see, or dad, or mom or whatever you want just make it a family member that you don't see often) and tell him that you all you have is change (or $1 dollar bills)

    5 - When the waiter comes back with the $20, give him the change (or $1 dollar bills) and pretend to put the $20 dollars in the envelope (but really sneak it into your pocket) and seal it up BEFORE HE GETS TO COUNT OUT ALL OF THE MONEY

    6 - Once he's done this he'll say your $3 dollars short, so what you do is you take your money back and say "Hold on, I have some extra money back in my car, just keep that envelope and I'll be back." Now the waiter thinks that the $20 dollar bill is in the card so he's totally cool with you leaving the $20 dollars there

    7 - Now, just walk out of the store with your new $20 that you just made.

    TIPS

    When doing this, find the cheapest card you can find (or even make your own, or better yet.... steal your own I don't care what you do) because you don't want to waste too money on getting the card.

    Make sure that you have a nice tone, a nice conversation, and make sure that you act really nice to the waiter. Also, before doing this scam, make sure that there are CAMERAS, because if there are, just order something and leave.
     
  2. 7878

    7878 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    LOL. Really?

    I know there's a tidal wave of pwnage headed your way so I'll bite my tongue. Good luck with your career as a petty thief.
     
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  3. mistablackhat00

    mistablackhat00 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    This is gonna be in an ebook on DP within an hour, I can feel it!
     
  4. themvf

    themvf Junior Member

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    That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read on this site.
     
  5. Moto801

    Moto801 Senior Member

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    This is where you fail.. and you just hope the waiter looks away at this point? lol
     
  6. nufaman

    nufaman Elite Member

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    Fuck... just today I've seen the following threads:

    How do I make 10,000 fast?
    How to earn quarters by cheating pay phones

    and now how to earn money stealing from waiters

    Where to all these idiots come from? Even the retards at DP have more intelligence than this guy
     
  7. 7878

    7878 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    This clown is intentionally trying to get banned.

    His contributions:

    1. Steal from waiters.
    2. Sell drugs.
    3. Transport illegal immigrants across the border.

    Please, please ban this moron.
     
  8. electric

    electric Junior Member Premium Member

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    Wait, all the effort just for $3?
     
  9. whatisthis

    whatisthis Registered Member

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    No, it's 20 bucks minus the card cost.

    Ahh, grifters.
     
  10. seikooc

    seikooc Regular Member

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    Well if the waiter said you're $3 short then that means you MUST have given him $17 back ..... Am I missing something???

    So you made $20 - $17 - $1 card = $2 profit.... Don't quit your day job!
     
  11. richcamp

    richcamp Regular Member

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    Where is ropinda when you need him, oh yeah, hes been deleted for being too hostile to numbnuts
     
  12. alex1

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    In terms of being on the cover of Forbes mag, I have an alternative method... The difference is that my method WILL work...

    Materials

    - an image of you in a business suite smocking cigar wearing a replica watch of your choice
    - scotch and scissors
    - an issue of Forbes magazine (yes please buy it, do NOT steal it lol)
     
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  13. Grandslam

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    I'm so adding this to my "Epic Threads of BHW" thread once I put it up, so mods please don't delete this thread!
     
  14. methaman

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    You know, with some hard work, you could combine all 3 of your schemes, and make a small fortune. Like say, find a smuggled-in coke dealer. Ask him for 100k's worth of uncut coke, and hand him a €17 in coins, while sneakily putting the 1.5-2kg of coke in your back pocket - while making him think you put it in a bag of sugar. When he tells you you're €99,983 short, you tell him to hold on to the sugar, and you'll just get the rest of the cash from your car.

    And then you get shot in the face.
     
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    Oh my god! LMFAO! That person is insanely stupid Not even going to say what I am thinking...

    Note to mods... You may want to put this up as a sticky thread showing noobs what TO DO to get banned! :p
     
  16. Jcsarokin

    Jcsarokin Power Member

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    This is a common scam beginner con artists learn. It works by confusing the victim into thinking that they are even with you, even though they are down 10-20$.

    Don't be a scum.
     
  17. nufaman

    nufaman Elite Member

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    He's just a troll, ignore him and the mods will take care of him soon
     
  18. donjuan

    donjuan Power Member

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    this is obviously a joke should have been posted in the lounge, but were you planning on paying for the drink or whatever you ordered?...doesnt add up.
     
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    double post
     
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