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Dumb Whores 101 : The Original Conspiracy

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by solidsnake112, Sep 18, 2011.

  1. solidsnake112

    solidsnake112 Junior Member

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    My other title choice was, 'Men are from Mars, Women are just fucking dumb!'


    Now before I start off on this rant, lets get a few things straight.
    1) I am not some fatty, sponsored by team 'Mommy - Daddy', living in my parents basement.


    2) I am married, and although I am not particularly ranting about my current situation, every time a close friend goes through this crap, It reminds me of a 'truth' I struggle to forget on a daily basis.


    3) If I offend you, then..
    a) you are a female, and you have a vagina, b) you are a male, and you have a mangina.
    they don't call it the 'pretty truth' now do they? lets begin.



    since the beginning of time, man has sought to better understand his natural counter part... women. however, this increasingly misguided and morally diluted creature has been the demise of many a good man. we have robbed, lied, cheated, murdered, and even expired our own lives over these dumb whores... yet how quickly we are to forget our past follies in an effort to achieve what our natural instincts tell us we need.... the love of a good woman.



    unfortunately, good women these days are hard to find, if not impossible. perhaps you are one of the lucky ones that have somehow managed to acquire one of these rare beasts, and even in your momentary glory, there is no guarantee the she will remain the same throughout your relationship. as most of us know, people change, and in most cases, not for the better.

    now i know what you are thinking, okay... enlighten us with your wisdom? how is this so? well, in my line of work, pussy is a commodity. sex is but a weapon on a battlefield of acquisition. I have traveled the world and experienced many a whore, and i can tell you from experience, at their root, they are all the same. they all operate under the same sets of emotional logic that serves only one goal, and only themselves. i present to you a blueprint for their victory over men.



    1) the single woman ventures out into the world for the first time. maybe she went to college, maybe she just wanted to escape the clutches of wherever the fuck she lives in an effort to experience independence and freedom. she will not sever the sponsorship of her parents, whether it be monetary or material assistance. she will spend a few years out on her own before realizing that there is a void inside of her that needs to be filled.



    2) along comes the boyfriend. good sex, good times. he will take here where she wants to go and spend his hard earned (or not so hard earned) money on her whims and desires. this suits her and she is content.... until...



    3) now she realizes that to achieve happiness, she must begin the dance of commitment. before you know it, she is dropping hints about moving in together. assuring her man that it is a matter of convenience and that it 'just makes sense'. in some cases , the man is all for it. he thinks, 'hell ya, i don't have to waste money on gas for that late night fuck session'... and 'it will be fun'. no major commitment here. worst case scenario... 'we break up, and i have to move my shit out... maybe pay on the lease after i leave.... no biggie'



    4) if all goes according to plan, before you know it, you begin sharing larger and larger monetary commitments. you might buy a car together, or some nice furniture. in most cases, guys are content will very little material possessions. and as those old college neon beer signs slowly make there way to the garage, the void in the kitchen must be replaced with something nicer... a painting, a wine rack...etc. by this point, you are in love with her, and she tells you the same. your logic quickly shifts into the 'whatever makes you happy honey, makes me happy.' this is her green light for the next stage.



    5) you have been together for a year or 2, perhaps living together for most of that time. her status starts to come into question by her mother, her friends, her co-workers. she is bombarded with the same question over and over... which she gladly passes on to you. 'when are we gonna get married'. at first it will be subtle and jokingly. maybe she will introduce you as her husband, or fail to correct her co-workers when they refer to you as her husband. it will all be harmless and cute... unless of course you don't get the hint, at which point she will make it very clear, with ultimatums and petty consequences to boot. the man falls back onto his... 'whatever makes you happy honey, makes me happy.'



    6) the man buys her a ring he can't afford. she glows as she shows off her new status to all her friends. countless farsebook posts and congrats flood her profile. she gets her wedding (this is a whole separate rant all in itself) big or small, extravagant or simple, she finds a momentary bliss and happiness. the man foolishly believes he made her dreams come true. the honeymoon phase wears off fast and it is soon realized marriage was just an expensive party... and they both signed the bill.



    7) a year or two might go by before the man notices that something isnt quite right. she has changed and not as 'fun' as she used to be. at some point a discussion will take place, and revealed to you her lifelong desire to be a mom. the man at this point will usually try to defend himself with things like, 'we just got married.' and 'i don't know if i am ready to be a dad'. she can play nice and try to convince you that if left up to you, you would never be married and or have kids. that she has to make all those big decisions for you. she will bring up various different instances on how her decisions for you have all worked out for the better.... or she can do what many dumb whores do... stop the birth control, and 'oooopps, your a daddy now'.

    pre-natals and doctor checkups. the madness of baby clothes shoping and kids-r-us registries. before you know it, you are holding your little one in your arms saying 'i am gonna be the best father ever!'



    8) 6 months pass and the man starts to get impatient about the whole 'no sex' thing. countless rejections and an increased responsibility for the baby make it very difficult to 'find the time'. you are barraged with 'not nows and 'im too tired', and if you happen to catch her in between one of those states... you might catch the o'so popular...'not in front of the baby'



    9) the constant rejection begins to take its toll. you notice she isn't losing the baby weight and her self image is suffering because of it. she doesn't want you to see her saggy tits and ass. of course you don't care about that, you just want to be like you used to be, having fun and fooling around now and then, but her low self image effect practically every facet of your relationship. she cannot find the happiness she wants anywhere. her hair never looks good to her. none of her clothes fit her the way she wants them too. in many cases, she will attempt to fill this void with material possessions. shopping for things that she believe will make her look like she used to, thus feeling better about herself. she will attempt to convince you that that new dress, nails, hair, gym membership, surgery will somehow equate to you getting laid again... we fall for it every time, looking around to find that old friend 'whatever makes you happy honey, makes me happy.'



    10) of course this doesn't work for long. you find yourself transformed into a servant / roommate. if you are not careful, she will slip right back into step 7, which will only deepen the hole you climbed into. a year or two will pass without any real intimacy. the man will begin to feel a depression set on, by the neglect and constant rejection. which at some point he will cease to ask her for sex anymore. his desires will dull down, he will become a shell of his former self.... until...



    11) an opportunity arises for him to fuck someone else. whether it be intentional or completely coincidental. this new opportunity will cause him to be flooded with emotions and the desire to 'fuck like he used to'. no longer does he feel rejected, and soon realizes that he 'still got it.' and that his wife has cheated him somehow from this joy. remembering the CONTRACT they both signed (what the fuck does she think 'to HAVE and to HOLD' means?) he justifies his actions and proceeds with random one night stands until he finds a girl who will accept the fact that he is married, thus the affair begins.



    12) time away from the wife and kid(s) begins to mount and take its toll. before long, the affair begins to become normal and standard for the man, he relaxes and no longer stresses the details of (not getting caught) and before long, the cat is out of the bag. the wife is destroyed, the emotional roller-coaster thrashes you both and her low self esteem, mother, sisters, and co-workers push her to the inevitable. divorce. the feelings of hate and betrayal convince her that you should be forced to pay for her pain, and before you know it, you are paying out the ass in child support, alimony and various other monetary commitments you both shared but now only she can use or enjoy. she tells your children how bad you are, and only until they themselves grow up and learn the truth, hate you for destroying their world and 'hurting mommy'.



    13) alas, you are left with only the mistress, who is more than happy to console you and easy your pain any way she knows how. she knows the real truth and is the only other person who is on your side. she tells you how she would 'never do that to you' and how your ex-wife 'took you for granted'. you spend much more time together, the thrill of the sneaking is gone and one morning after a great blowjob, she says something like 'you should stop paying all that money on a hotel and just move in here with me.'.... (see STEP 3)



    it is only these past few years have i begun to realize why everything throughout history puts the man before the woman. all religions, all cultures (except usa more recently) view the woman as a lesser creature. we are taught to 'care' for them as if they cannot do so for themselves. we are taught to protect them and in return, they will serve us. i know this will piss some of you off, but like i said before, they dont call it the pretty truth.
     
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  2. IamNRE

    IamNRE Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Too long.

    Plz make a 5 line version.

    No one will read that stuff.
     
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    I read the whole thing lol. It was an interesting read OP.
     
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    I must say .. u have a couple of good points :D:D
     
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    Can i get a pdf and PLR rights plz??

    To the OP bravo on such an analysis. I will make a copy of it and review it everytime i go on a Pickup party.
    Many thanks again for this extraordinary work.

    Neo
     
  6. OldFatGuy

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    Much truth in what the OP said. However, that's usually the case when the guy isn't being a "man"... Men "take" what they want. Stop the damn codling. Women "say" they want an understanding man.. to be a "partner" in the relationship.. But then when the guy acts like that, they see him as weak and not a real man. I've always found that despite what they say, women end up being happier long term when the man is dominant. You just have to learn how to do it in a manner that she's not constantly complaining/ranting, leaving and coming back etc.
     
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    Nice copy and paste:D
    Ever thought of getting a spinner?
    When re-posting original articles it's always polite to credit
    the original author and source.
     
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    Funny shit, now imagine that you married a crazy bitch and you have a child with her and the guy is so stupid and just sit there depressed and cursing the life.

    The guy in the story should have use a condom and walk away, even better make kids without getting married while protecting his money.

    FUCK OR GET FUCKED
     
  9. BENNY8877

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    Cannot read, too lazy. Could you perhaps use bullet points next time? Possibly for Dumb Whores 201?
     
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    I fell asleep! :eek:
     
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    That's why you gotta be like me, 45, single, no kids, girlfriends here and there, but just mostly sport fucking all my life.

    I gotta good life, get up when I want, go to bed when I want, play guitar when I want, ride my harley around all summer long, work online, work at a music store, eat what I want.....and on and on it goes.

    All my buddies are married and some are really hating it but lying to themselves that that's what life is all about. Then they bitch at me that I got it easy compared to them.

    Of course I laugh and tell them I'm not a dumb cunt and that it's by design, not luck.

    Marriage is over rated big time, I figured that out by the time I was 20.

    Young guys, listen up, have fun, remember, she can never really ever complete you, only deplete you.

    If you're ok with that and go into it with your eyes open, don't bitch later on.

    I'm more concerned with making money and playing my guitar and riding my harley and doing whatever the fuck I want.
     
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  12. solidsnake112

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    yes, i did copy and paste but never said MINE lol
     
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    This is what life is all about right here. So many of my friends get married as though it is an automatic response to a long-relationship. I can sense them looking at me wondering what is wrong with me, and possibly even feeling sorry for me, because I have no kids, wife, etc. The truth is I don't think that I would ever be happy married, but maybe I just haven't met the right person yet.
     
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    That story is funny,but totally wrong.
     
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    This is BHW mate, give me a break.
     
  16. buyersolution

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    As a high roller I know as told me, don't spend money on her unless she is doing something for you.

    I do appreciate the advice....I'm not a victim....YET
     
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    Amen to that!
     
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    This means, if we start acting like a woman, our life will be much easier ?
    Cool, now I just need to find a woman that acts like a man and my problem is fixed.

    Cool rant there OP, there are some good points there. But lets face the fact, if a man isn't smart enough to find a good woman, which u say it's pretty rare these times, than maybe that man deserves such a woman as described above. What else can i say...

    For the record, pre-marriage agreements exist and are not tabu anymore. You can solve all your problems mentioned above, just by making her sign up the big fat document which states that you are not legally obligated to pay none of her shit after divorcing.
     
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    Wow...your wife sure is a lucky woman
     
  20. tony-raymondo

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    whole story revolves around:

    A: men spend money on women
    B: women do a "no sex thing"

    Answer:

    A: I don't buy shit for anyone. It's a myth that what women want high priced objects. They're just as happy with an asshole to fuck as a diamond.

    B: Women are often hornier than we are. I never understood the whole "she wont fuck me" thing. Once they like a guy, they become lustful perverts.

    Also

    I got a vasectomy at age 32. Best decision everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Marriage really is only needed if you want children. And statistically, men with more than 1 child are more depressed than singles.
     
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