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drunks are funny

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by masterfunkd, May 18, 2009.

  1. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    Just thought that I'd share this. My friend came back tonight because he's locked out of his place. He's now passed out drunk on my floor yelling and drooling. He just tried to spit while lying on his back and it went up in the air before coming back down on his face. He's now screaming in his sleep, "I'll fight you Lucy Lui" and a bunch of incoherent things.

    Hooray! Post your favorite drunk people story
     
  2. coolnamebob

    coolnamebob Registered Member

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    An insight into his psyche .. so he dreams of fighting girls called Lucy Lui hmmmm

    must have been a bad childhood encounter i think
     
  3. thesilent

    thesilent Supreme Member

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    I had a drunk guy sitting next to me in a bus singing songs ranging from spiritual to slutty.
     
  4. heiny

    heiny Regular Member

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    I dont know any stories really....Im usually the drunk one lol
     
  5. thesilent

    thesilent Supreme Member

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    Where are your friends. Refer them here:D
     
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    helgeschneider Registered Member

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    i am always the drunk screaming "katzeklo" in the train :)
     
  7. TheBHCat

    TheBHCat Junior Member

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    My favorite drunk people stories are when Harro gets drunk, gets on BHW, and drunkenly posts some of his genius methods ;-p.
     
  8. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    that's by far the best. then some of them are just ridiculous
     
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    I have a friend that has, multiple times, fallen off of 2 and 3 story balconies when I was there and he was drunk. Always funny - after he gets back up of course.
     
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    blah i was going to post a vid but i dont know how lol regular embed code doesnt work ;p
     
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    i suck, here you go... if anyone knows how to post embed's id like to know ;x
     
  12. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    WOW, way to many of those took place during the daylight hours. As in almost all of them.
     
  13. vegasvillan

    vegasvillan Regular Member

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    I am the best drunk...I made out with a fat chick over the weekend at the club and was dry humping her leg lol
     
  14. havokb8

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    My friend came in from out of town and brought a friend with him i hadnt seen in years. Turns out he ran out hes insane and ran out of his antipsychotics and then drank a shitload what happened next was a nightmare I hope to never relive. First he walked around saying "NO METAL NO METAL CANT TOUCH METAL" and he did that for a few hours. Then he started to just talk shit for the next hour or two. Eventually he pulled a knife on my friend and got choked out. Unfortunately he got up a while later mumbling and making odd noises, he was almost under control for a minute I thin he slammed more booze. He put a knife to his throat and started advancing toward me it was ridiculous so i just went in the bathroom. Eventually for the 4th time he pushed my friend off his chair and my friend crushed him with 4 punches and an uppercut while he was on his knees. Ive never seen a mans face so mangled after 5 punches. Two broken eye sockets broken nose broken jaw he looked like something out of a horror movie. So I have a huge bloodpool on my floor, he broke a kitchen cabinet and the soap thing in the bathroom probably more shit it was a great time!

    So the next day he wakes up says sorry man Im going to the mental institution now. And he leaves, gets about a block away before someone saw this mangled bloody insane person just walking down the street, a bunch of cops and the ambulance came and he was gone.

    Not exactly my favorite drunk story more like the worst possible
     
  15. Grandslam

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    ahh... these threads are always fun to take a look at and participate in as well :)

    This one is from new years 2009 (this year)

    So me and a group of friends are at this house party with about 50 or so people... the typical new years schenanagins happens (poppin champagne and spraying it everywhere at midnight... cheering, you the the typical fun stuff)..... well later that night, id say around 330 am or so, my buddy in his trashed rationale decides to remove the table cloth from the kitchen table and fashion it into a turbin on his head... keep in mind we dont even know the girl who lives at this house, nor were we able to effectively introduce ourselves because she was straight trashed... well anyways my friend decides that he is really in the mood for hotdogs and proceeds to fry some up with some of the other girls at the home... needless to say the girl who lived there moves her way into the kitchen, now somewhat sober, enough so that she recognizes that she has no idea who this stranger is with her tablecloth wrapped around his head in her kitchen making hotdogs on her stove... so she absolutely loses it... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY TABLECLOTH?? GET. OUT. OF. MY. HOUSE!!!!! well as luck would have it, we stayed the night but made quite sure that we were out of that residence by 7 am sharp.... that story was just one of the many highlights of the night

    ...and to think summer is just around the corner :)
     
  16. goldengod420

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    Oh, I have so many stories of my drunk friends doing outrageous things(not to mention myself), but I will share a story that was interesting lately. I took my cousin out for his birthday in March and after puking out my window of my car while we were ordering white castle, we came back to my house. I went to my room after he passed out on the living room couch. About 30 min later while I was watching Family Guy on Cartoon Network, I hear some loud noises from the living room(you know, drunk people running into shit). I came out and this asshole has his dick out and was pissing all over my wall after he had already hit the wood floor in the dining room. I was completely sober at the time and it pissed me off a lot.

    Another fun story from my family. Several years back, I borrowed my mom's car and went out for St Pattys day. My one friend demanded a ride home but I was having none of it. However, my cousin(not the same one, although he was there) decided that he could drive. After we dropped off my friend, me and my two cousins went on a cruise. A little later, my cousin asked if we were on the right way home. The answer was no, but I was so drunk and stoned that I didn't notice until that point. Then, he started to gag. He then puked all over the car. The winshield, all three rearview mirrors, me, the radio, and anywhere else he could while driving. We finally got back to his house and that is when the puke shorted out the electric system in the middle of a neighborhood. The alarm went crazy and although I new taking off the battery would stop it, it took me a good 45 min to do it because I could barely stand. It was just fucked up.

    I just thought I would share because although those situations were really fucked up for me, people seem to think they are funny. I hope you enjoy because I did not.v