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Down on his luck but still trying to make a buck...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by LoneRogue, Mar 24, 2009.

  1. LoneRogue

    LoneRogue Newbie

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    If you were put into the position where you had the following pre-set conditions:

    1. No Money
    2. A Laptop w/WiFi
    3. Complete "IMer" Newbie
    4. A Working email address
    5. A grenade strapped to your chest w/a timer on it set to go off in 72 hours
    6. Told to make $100 dollars in 72 hours or die...

    What would you do?

    Granted...You also have the following additional issues to deal with:

    A. No Technical writing skills whatsoever
    B. You're NOT proficient in HTML/Photoshop/Dreamweaver/XSitepro/Etc.,/Etc.
    C. Suffer from A.D.D....


    Your honest opinions are, of course, highly appreciated...though I'm sure one or two funny folks will say "Phuck it dude..get a job!"....LMAO
     
  2. zigzag911

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    ewhore the fuck out of CL
     
  3. Geetfaux

    Geetfaux Super Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Ya e-whore for paypal cash is easy quick cash or go to DP and sell a service or a product. You could just grab a lot of PLR e-books & sell them for filthy cheap over there, would be an easy $100 in 72 hours :4
     
  4. tymillz

    tymillz Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I would spend 48 hrs learning everything I could AKA sharpening my axe.
     
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  5. mikeski

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    Pawn the laptop, easy hundred dollars.
     
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  6. crunch

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    go offline, find a really skinny but cute dog, get length of rope.

    use rope as coller and lead. find busiest part of town.

    beg.
     
  7. vegasvillan

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    offer to do data entry and fill out surveys...maybe account creation...anyone can open a gmail account
     
  8. aмillionaírе

    aмillionaírе Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    You should spend the night reading. ADD is a major setback.
     
  9. stinky_boy

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    ewhore and sell your panties online(cough)..:)
     
  10. gun-shy315

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    Advertise in your local CL that you have a $10,000 Harley Davidson that you are willing to part with for a quick $2500. Say it's a desperate situation and that you can only accept cash. You will get a response. Meet buyer in dark, lonely parking lot at night...bring the grenade and a fake 9mm glock that can be found in any Walmart (They look VERY real). Don't drive your own car and steel a license plate and put it on the car you do drive. Ware a fake mustache, glasses, hat and bulky clothing. Make sure the buyer shows up first and then sweep in for the dirty deed. Be quick. Wave the gun around like a maniac. Shout and curse a lot and scare the absolute shit out of the guy. Get the money. Put dude in the trunk so he can't immediately call cops. **Make sure there are no cameras in the spot you meet (very important). That's it. Putting your own spin on this is probably best.

    Good Luck,
    gun-shy

    PS: This is not my originol method
     
  11. vegasvillan

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    You can whore your self out to 1000 fat chicks for $100 or 100 REALLY fat chicks for $1000
     
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  12. farfetchedmoney

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    The truth is I wish I was bold enough to create such a post. I haven't seen one like this since Joe Kumars ebook. Anyway, there is one way you could pull it off but I bet no one will give you a specific and that is through leveraging/outsourcing. Sorry but I cant say more then that.
     
  13. zSpyderx

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    I'll go get the supplies...
     
  14. saturday1

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    Leave it as it
    72 hours on a road will get u 100$ easily anyway
    it is just don't be lazy
    hehe
     
  15. crunch

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    ok for real now. .

    your post was really quite good comparedto the usual, so you can write. join WF and make a well thaught out post saying that you will write 500 word articles for 2 bux each.

    go to ezine article website and study the articles there.

    good luck man.
     
  16. SleepieGirl

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    id run into a store and tell them i had a bomb strapped to me and give me a fucking laptop and $100 then i would run the fuck out and pay the guy the $100 to remove the fucking grenade.
     
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  17. aмillionaírе

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    Churning out HQ articles for pennies is quite discouraging and depressing, especially for a person with ADD. I'm not knocking on anyone's advice of course, keep em' coming. The market isn't open like hey come the world will wait for you to pay you money either, it's extremely busy and rampant. You have professional journalists and writers competing in the market too, then you have semi-professional but extremely desperate workers who hog up all the offers who then piss off the clients and ruin it for everyone. I'm not suggesting anyone to become lazy but of course I'm suggesting this route is pretty tough. What you need is something that will stand out, I'm thinking of some ideas.
     
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  18. loclhero

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    That would raise flags as everyone knows there's no such thing as a Harley that only costs 10 grand.
     
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  19. gun-shy315

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    Then say 15k, it doesn't matter. The value of my post is in the actual method. I clearly stated "put your own spin on this".





    You guys do know I'm just having a little fun...right? :D
     
  20. dropzone

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    I just love a logic puzzle and this seems to sort of fit the bill.

    A turd on valium probably has more going for it but hey this could be a fun mental exercise.

    First go to a video sharing site and watch/learn about how to secure a linksys router and name the network. Should be easy enough for even an ADD boy to handle!

    Now walk into/through a residential neighborhood and find open wireless connections that say Linksys.

    Knock on the door and tell 'em how vulnerable their computer is. But of course you'll be glad to fix their 'exposed' computer network for only $19.95

    But wait there's more, for only $4.95 more you'll even give their wireless network a personalized name of their choosing.

    In door to door sales the product hardly seems to matter, the close ratio hovers around 1 per hour; so you're at it for about 4 hrs max then done & grenade free.

    Enjoy!