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Don't make this mistake when training your bitch.

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  1. Techxan

    Techxan Elite Member

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    I have a little Labrador retriever named Phoebe (shame on you by the way). She is very smart and I have taught her many tricks including playing with a Frisbee and playing fetch. She loves these games..

    Firday,I took it into my head to teach her "Keep-away". She REALLY likes keep-away.

    Now every game of fetch and Frisbee gets one toss and turns into "Keep away". And she is too damned fast to catch..

    Best strange advice you will get all day: Don't teach your bitch to play keep-away.
     
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    That's not a nice term to call your dog :(
     
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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i thought you meant wife
     
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    lol, i was expecting much worse from the thread title.

    @acotut: the term bitch actually means female dog, its not a derogative work in that sense.
     
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  5. Techxan

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    She thinks I am calling her cupcake anyway.
     
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    "(The) Bitch or Bitches may refer to:
    A female dog, see Dog#Etymology and related terminology"
    source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch
     
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    Where you from? If you're from Europe then that's a big ass facepalm for you my friend.
     
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  8. Techxan

    Techxan Elite Member

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    What they said.
     
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    Your dog a female then?
     
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    used to be but now its a shemale
     
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    hhahahahahaha love it
     
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    LOL! I did the very same mistake with mine, but it was the first thing i learned to her. I never enjoyed the fact that she drops the ball to be launched again. She drops it and wait for me to kneel and she takes it and run.

    There were football we could play together at one point! She couldn't catch the ball and i had to shoot in the ball once she had a bite on it, but now she is grown up enough and a few seconds are enough for her to ruin the ball and take it anyway.

    There were also the game where each of us was on a side of a string and the one who makes the other slip the string wins. But I cheated too much in grabbing her tail to make her slip and now she doesn't want to play anymore...

    Well, to sum up i ruined my dog and i have no body to play with so i'm doing IM !!! ;)
     
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    Double Entendre - meaning - A double entendre is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways.

    Maybe the owner is a cross breed too called a Hesher...

    Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

    When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?
     
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    What is this in response to?


     
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    Yes, I thought "Phoebe" and "she" gave it away....plus the title would really make no sense then.
     
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    I been practicing my headline writing skills.

     
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    If my bitch plays keepaway too much, she don't get to be my bitch no more. Jus sayn... lol You guys are too much.
     
  19. Techxan

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    I need to update this post,

    I was working on the computer a few days ago, and Pheobe came into the office and started whining. Typically this means she wants to go outside.

    So I got up and went to the back door to let her out, but she was not behind me, she was standing in the living room wagging her tail. I told her to come on outside, and instead she ran over, sat beside my wife, looked at her and woofed.

    I walked into the living room, and my wife was grinning like a jackass eating cactus (if you have ever seen that you know what I mean).

    I asked my wife what was going on, and she told me she had sent Phoebe to get me to come into the living room.

    Turns out the only thing the bitch will fetch is me.
     
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    LOL! Seriously, I laughed hard at this :D
    Oh yeah, I love bitches :cool:
     
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