Donald Trump wants to 'close up' the Internet

Freevy · Dec 9, 2015

Just hours after proposing a total ban on Muslims entering the U.S. on Monday, Donald Trump shared some ideas on how to solve the problem of the Islamic State (ISIS) recruiting young Americans online, and it involves ? partially, at least ? "closing up" that Internet thing.

"We're losing a lot of people because of the Internet. And we have to do something. We have to go see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening. We have to talk to them and maybe, in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some ways," Trump said at a campaign rally in South Carolina on Monday.

We'll let you work out the meaning of "closing the Internet up" for yourselves, but it's interesting that Trump thinks this somehow involves seeing Microsoft co-founder and philanthropist Bill Gates. If only the Internet were just a series of tubes, with Bill Gates controlling the main valve, this would be so much easier.

Worry not, however: While Trump has an idea on how to solve the Internet problem, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has an idea on how to solve the Trump problem. Bezos, who was publicly attacked by Donald Trump yesterday, claiming on Twitter that Bezos keeps the Washington Post for purposes of keeping his Amazon taxes down, has answered by offering Trump a trip into space.

Sources:
http://mashable.com/2015/12/08/donald-trump-close-up-internet/

http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/7/9869308/donald-trump-close-up-the-internet-bill-gates

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...l-ask-bill-gates-to-close-it-up-a6764396.html

What do you think?

Setox · Dec 9, 2015

US residents are Funny Peoples !

Boriss · Dec 9, 2015

Dump Trump!!!

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Banned member 185991 · Dec 9, 2015

He's a troll, and its backfired.

He just wanted exposure to sell a new book or boost his hotel business, he is secretly upset that people seem to be backing him and slowly he is having to see at what point this all collapses so he can go back to playing golf and shit.

He just wants you guys to stop liking him, so be prepared for even more and more mental shit like this.

Sherb · Dec 9, 2015

I feel as if this "no Muslims allowed in the US" thing may have been the straw that fucked the camel's back.

auraita · Dec 9, 2015

he can say what he wants. no problem.. but i really wonder if the people will vote for him or not

xoskillet · Dec 9, 2015

I sure hope he becomes president.

cottonwolf · Dec 9, 2015

He seems to provide more entertainment than CEOSam ever did.

bartosimpsonio · Dec 9, 2015

Ste Hughes said:
He's a troll, and its backfired.

He just wanted exposure to sell a new book or boost his hotel business, he is secretly upset that people seem to be backing him and slowly he is having to see at what point this all collapses so he can go back to playing golf and shit.

He just wants you guys to stop liking him, so be prepared for even more and more mental shit like this.

I have a much worse conspiracy theory for ya.

My theory is he's actually running for President of the United States.

Worse yet, I think he'll take the seat.

srb888 · Dec 9, 2015

I wonder how quickly will he lose the account if he becomes a BHW member...

moonshine7000 · Dec 9, 2015

Rick Jerk becoming president the world is really coming to an end.

moneysitez · Dec 9, 2015

he'll say whatever he needs to get attention. as soon as he feels he lost the spotlight he'll make up some more dumb shit to get it back and the media continues to fall for it over and over

gashead · Dec 9, 2015

Trump should be president just for the entertainment value :asshole:

lord1027 · Dec 9, 2015

bartosimpsonio said:
I have a much worse conspiracy theory for ya.

My theory is he's actually running for President of the United States.

Worse yet, I think he'll take the seat.

Well, everybody wants democracy... if he gets it, then all the citizens deserve him.

Banned member 185991 · Dec 9, 2015

bartosimpsonio said:
I have a much worse conspiracy theory for ya.

My theory is he's actually running for President of the United States.

Worse yet, I think he'll take the seat.

As a non-american I really hope that happens. It would be funny as fuck.

Sherb · Dec 9, 2015

srb888 said:
I wonder how quickly will he lose the account if he becomes a BHW member...

Who do you think archon10 is?

GengisKhan · Dec 9, 2015

Sadly, someone like him can truly become the US president

Deleted member 906759 · Dec 9, 2015

Guys take it easy, obviously tech is not his forte. His point is right though . . . What he is saying is if there is an issue, we have to isolate it and get to the source of the problem. He is trying to make a point here. 100% support.

kickasss · Dec 9, 2015

What the fuck is this guy saying? The internet is making children masterminds? Is he high?

archon10 · Dec 9, 2015

he had me at "no muslims" but then lost me with "close off the internet." If I wanted that, I'd move to china.

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