Does anyone know any good SEO jokes?

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I'm not sure I've chosen the right thread but I love a good joke. Lighten up my mood, guys.

Here are some I've found online:
  1. What do the Pandas like to eat? [Bamboo] [Bamboo Shoots] [Bamboo Leaves] [Bamboo Stems]
  2. SPAM = Sites Positioned Above Mine
  3. So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
  4. What is an SEO’s favorite music?…Heavy Meta!
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Fact : keyword stuffing still works for some niches, check "quickbooks support phone number" for example. Pure Spam.
 

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Lol the one on page 2 was funny.
 

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Whats SEO experts favorite thanksgiving dish?

Keyword stuffing

I know its lame, but i just made up in 5sec
 

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So Matt Cutts walks into a bar and says "ow".
 
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