1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Do you ever feel like living in the woods like a sasquatch?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by James2, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. James2

    James2 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    1,133
    Likes Received:
    994
    Location:
    London, England
    I lost my job in Jan (poor me, lol) and the sh.t is starting to hit the fan. I was just wondering if anyone has any good tips for living like a wildman in the forest (how to beat down a wild pig, what to wipe your ass on etc).

    Thanks :)
     
  2. mistablackhat00

    mistablackhat00 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 4, 2009
    Messages:
    308
    Likes Received:
    135
    I think I'm going to create a Clickbank product for this niche.

    Module 1: How to Beat Down a Wild Pig
    Module 2: Leaves: Natures Toilet Paper
    Module 3: How to Monetize Wild Animals

    I'll let you know when it's complete.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 8
  3. Chris22

    Chris22 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2010
    Messages:
    400
    Likes Received:
    1,059
    Why don't you ask bear grylls?

    [​IMG]
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  4. James2

    James2 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    1,133
    Likes Received:
    994
    Location:
    London, England
    1: Large rock (sell on ebay under some bullsh.t name)
    2: Don't use stinging nettles (write an ebook)
    3: A farm
     
  5. James2

    James2 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    1,133
    Likes Received:
    994
    Location:
    London, England
    hahahahahaaa!
     
  6. manjeet036

    manjeet036 Elite Member

    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2011
    Messages:
    2,103
    Likes Received:
    410
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Government Job
    Location:
    Dad's Home

    funny,,,,


    anyway dude,, you need to do some efforts,, apply every method you see on BHW,, You have now lots of time to do experiments,, and a time will come you will be success,,,:)
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  7. jaredakelly

    jaredakelly Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2010
    Messages:
    376
    Likes Received:
    88
    a trick i learned in landscaping years ago.....don't use leaves to wipe...most of them aren't big enough...use a decent sized soft rock. the trick is to not think of it like toilet paper because it won't work. think of it like scraping out instead of scraping up and down like toilet paper :D
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  8. dannym954

    dannym954 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2012
    Messages:
    375
    Likes Received:
    150
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    PrintPit Managing Director
    Location:
    U.K
    Home Page:
    [​IMG]

    Does anyone really? :')
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  9. James2

    James2 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    1,133
    Likes Received:
    994
    Location:
    London, England
    Like scraping off butter when you put too much on your bread, only with a rock and an ass?
     
  10. OldSalt

    OldSalt Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,279
    Likes Received:
    7,437
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    IT Sys Admin
    Location:
    US, East Coast
    Honestly, my suggestion is to keep hot on getting a job - I'm not saying that IM won't help in the long run - I certainly think it will - but probably not in time to help you out of a financial jam.

    What field do you (or have you) work(ed) in - and what general location (country, rural or urban area)? How have you been looking for a job? (I may be able to help you become more effective in looking for a job). Again, I'm not trying to 'keep you trapped in a job', I just know that trying to make quick money in IM is pretty tough if you're not really experienced in it.

    In either case, good luck...and PM me if you want to discuss tactics for looking for a job...
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  11. Techxan

    Techxan Elite Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2011
    Messages:
    3,093
    Likes Received:
    3,585
    Occupation:
    Local SEOist
    Location:
    TEXAS (you have to yell, its the law.)
    I will give you the benefit of someone who has camped outdoors for most of his life. From hunting leases, to boy scouts to bonfires to just fun camping trips and hiking trails.




    Fuck that roughing it shit. I want a warm bed, a cold beer, and a hot woman.
     
  12. albaniax

    albaniax Elite Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2008
    Messages:
    1,586
    Likes Received:
    823
    Location:
    GER - ALB
    hgahgaha this is why I love this place, always some insider-jokes to laugh about ;)
     
  13. geo__

    geo__ Junior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2011
    Messages:
    108
    Likes Received:
    16
    Occupation:
    Tree Logger
    Location:
    United States
    When you start living in the woods let me know, We'll do a JV. I'll charge people to show them sasquatch. 40/60
     
  14. James2

    James2 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    1,133
    Likes Received:
    994
    Location:
    London, England
    60 for me right? I'm the poor fu..er who has to live like a beast.