Did you ever troll some support team? I just recently trolled namecheap live chat support.. While I was speaking about my problem which doesnt exist I was constantly trying to shift the subject of talk to something totally unlreated in order to make them laugh.. I bet these people work in some fucked up rooms where there is barely any oxigen and a good laugh goes a long way.. Ideas to troll them: -Keep talking about your cat -If its a person you could date keep offering her/him for you to meet up and have a "Bum Bum" and after that you can both workout the problem on server/domain/hosting whatever -Tell the person that you are driving on a freeway and texting them -Tell them that you are kidnaped and the only person you could remmeber contacting is them because they are your whole world -Ask for some simple help and when they help you start inviting the person to come to your house for dinner, keep insisting and tell them that in your country it is a bad luck to refuse dinner, specially if it is fried rat stuffed with bats -Ask a support member does she/he belives in love on first chat -Ask the person you are chating if he/she could set you up with a special deal, but so that his boss doesnt know.. Tell them like "C'mon homie, you know we tight! Just set me up with 500Gb resseller account, no one has to know. C"Mon man, remmember when we were kids" -Tell them that you are getting ready to jump off the bridge because your online bussines didnt work out.. And you thought giving your support one last shot.. -Message them "QUICK" and then dont reply for a few minutes, then afterwards reply and tell them "Its ok", wait few more minutes after they ask you if you need some more help and then send them "wait", then after they reply asking you what is the problem text them again after a minute or two "Its Ok I just had my pen** stuck in the zipper and was afraid to contact anyone else, but I got it now" You would be amazed how these people react usually, they either laugh or engage in conversation So did you ever troll a support service? But I only advise doing this with HUGE companies, not your host from BHW from forum because small support teams can barely manage to answer all the messages unlike huge support teams which work long boring hours of work and often have free time..