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Crack up here

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by itzterry, Feb 12, 2013.

  1. itzterry

    itzterry BANNED BANNED

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    this is just a thrade for people to post ther funny jokes or anything funny that ever happen to them dont talk about seo here and anything not funny hope this thrade put smile on peopls face Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didn't wish me.

    As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss!". I felt so special, she asked me out to lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment and we went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

    "Okay", I said

    She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all screaming, "SURPRISE!!!"

    ...and I was waiting on the sofa. NAKED!
     
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  2. steelballs

    steelballs BANNED BANNED

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    So what are you saying you are on crack!

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  3. mrsharz

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    hmmm............,
     
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  4. BrianKade001

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    Reputation -17 (Faith in Comedy restored) Sorry. I don't know the story behind your Neg rep, but I have heard this joke many many times and it's kinda boring. Moreover, please change the font of your post.
     
  5. BrianKade001

    BrianKade001 BANNED BANNED

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    Are you Bartman? I am serious as I say this. :D

    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/512523-am-love.html