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Come up with the most Ridiculous WSO Thread You can! Just for Giggles

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by SEO_Alchemy, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. SEO_Alchemy

    SEO_Alchemy Senior Member

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    We've all seen the absolute B.S. WSO's that are allowed to float around. Come up with the most ridiculous one you can here:

    I'll Start. :)



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    Ram Penguin in the @ss Tonight !!!

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    So Simple Even my Retarded Step Sister Could Do it!
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    ...........................


    Your Turn!



     
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  2. innozemec

    innozemec Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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  3. petrovski

    petrovski Regular Member

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    WHY WORK FOR A B.O.S.S - Big Old Stupid Slut

    For a strictly limited time I will show you how to make - $1,255.93 RIGHT NOW! No need to wait months, weeks, heck not even 3 days. With my system you will MAKE MONEY TODAY!

    Thats right, you can make this much money right now today! How much is this opportunity going to cost you?

    For a strictly limited time I will give you my ULTIMATE MONEY MAKING secret for - $1,255.93

    But you have to be quick because this offer is only available for a the first 50 buyers!

    Work for yourself and tell your B.O.S.S to go fuck em selves!.
     
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  4. SEO_Alchemy

    SEO_Alchemy Senior Member

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    Nice!
     
  5. cutepinky

    cutepinky Junior Member

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    :slap: so funny
     
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  6. SEO_Alchemy

    SEO_Alchemy Senior Member

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    Really.... nobody has a Ridiculous WSO Thread they want to promote..... I'm disappointed guys :(
     
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    jonvital Junior Member

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    STOP EVERYTHING YOUR DOING!..
    IM NOT FCUKING KIDDING.. STOP EVERYTHING AND
    READ THIS SH#T!!

    FIND OUT HOW I JUST RANKED MY KEYWORD "BS" IN 5 HOURS WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING MY KEYBOARD!!

    Im making too much money right now to finish this sales copy and Bill Gates is on his way to pick me up right now.

    Normally this information would be $5 million but you know what? I slipped and flipped my lid this morning...

    Im giving it to you for only $5.99

    ... you know what fcuk that... $3.99 since your a warrior.
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  8. Amsterdammer

    Amsterdammer Power Member

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    Since you asked:

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    :)

    Still needs some work, but still.
     
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  9. BHopkins

    BHopkins Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    It takes 3 days? I'll pass.
     
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    Agreed. Who has that long to wait to make money?

    I love how the teaser stated see how I generated $23K in just three days and you find out they own a CB product. The product is telling them how to make product based on selling a product on CB. So essentially they are making money selling bs to fellow noobs like a chain letter. You buy my product and then make your own and sell it to your friends. The problem is no one makes nearly the amount and the person that started the chain.

     
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    Love it mate!
     
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  12. SEO_Alchemy

    SEO_Alchemy Senior Member

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    that's some nice Warrior copy there!
     
  13. GiorgioB

    GiorgioB Supreme Member

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    lolz.. WSO comedy club, i love it.
     
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  14. kingsare2

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    If you DON'T want to make money then please leave this thread NOW!

    Okay good you're still here. That means you're smarter than all of the other mindless sheep working at McWendy's and Burger Queen to make a living.

    STOP trying to organically rank pages and wasting your time producing relevant sharable content and produce complete garbage and spam EVERYONE!

    Thousand of IMers work their ass off everyday trying to make a decent living, but you're smarter than that, you'll start making money in your first week with this method that I'm only sharing with
    YOU, because I have way too much money. Don't pay attention to what I'm doing now, (selling you this method) pay attention to the completely watered down, over saturated technique that I developed while sleeping with thousands of models.

    Forget about the other guys that have spent
    $1,000s in investments, you're going to build an EMPIRE with just $20.No wait... screw that. We're best friends even though we never met, I'll teach you how to do it for $15.

    I
    SWEAR there will not be an up-sell at the end of the PDF.*

    *There will totally be an upsell at the end of the PDF.






     
  15. Sephirot_90

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    Since your a warrior. Loving that part.