client expectations

Aang Aang said:

Client: We need more traffic.

Me: Sure.

Client: How soon?

Me: It depends.

Client: Can you guarantee it?

Me: Not really.

Client: Our competitor got 50,000 visitors last month.

Me: Interesting.

Client: Can you get us 100,000?

Me: Absolutely. Let me just find the ‘make competitor disappear’ button.

What is the funniest SEO request you've received from a client?

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Aang Aang said:

Client: We need more traffic.

Me: Sure.

Client: How soon?

Me: It depends.

Client: Can you guarantee it?

Me: Not really.

Client: Our competitor got 50,000 visitors last month.

Me: Interesting.

Client: Can you get us 100,000?

Me: Absolutely. Let me just find the ‘make competitor disappear’ button.

What is the funniest SEO request you've received from a client?

Click to expand...

Aang Aang said:

Client: We need more traffic.

Me: Sure.

Client: How soon?

Me: It depends.

Client: Can you guarantee it?

Me: Not really.

Client: Our competitor got 50,000 visitors last month.

Me: Interesting.

Client: Can you get us 100,000?

Me: Absolutely. Let me just find the ‘make competitor disappear’ button.

What is the funniest SEO request you've received from a client?

Click to expand...