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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by BassTrackerBoats, Oct 14, 2014.

  1. BassTrackerBoats

    BassTrackerBoats Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Need your yard Moved? Maybe use this guys' castoffs:

    I need my yard moved$30 (Orange Park)

    My yard needs to be moved..It`s about 1/2 an acre.In Orange Park near Wal Mart.Off work all day Tuesday,if you can get it done before 2pm,that would be great.Also off Thursday,but whoever can come first gets the job.Will pay $30 since it`s been needing to be cut for a couple of weeks now.Still not too bad ,I have a lot of trees in my yard.Call anytime if you can get it done,texting might be better, (phone number redacted).
    http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/lbg/4713560264.html

    Maybe you just came from a manicure and want to wash a car for free?

    wash my car (jacksonville)

    compensation: no pay

    Looking for energetic, motivated, high-energy individual to wash and detail my car for free for me each week. My car is a 2014 Ferrari 458 Italia. Only the highest qualified individuals should apply. You will gain valuable job skills of learning how to wash and detail a fine automobile in exchange for your free services. Most car washers/detailers would probably pay ME for the mere chance to clean a car this amazing, but I am offering the opportunity for a lucky few to wash this tremendous car for free.

    People.....this is not a Dodge Dart we are talking about. This is a FERRARI 458 ITALIA. Red with a tan leather interior. Most of you will never have an opportunity to get near such a fine automobile let alone wash one. And I am kindly giving you this opportunity for free.

    Please have your hands washed and fingernails clipped before showing up. Am in Ponte Vedra Beach
    http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/lbg/4713651221.html
     
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  2. Trepanated

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    I love the second one - the millionaire mindset in action. Or maybe he inherited the car and doesn't worry about some jealous kid scratching it.

    Hard to tell.

    By the way, what time do you get up?

    I thought I was an early riser, but you make me feel lazy.
     
  3. BassTrackerBoats

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    The millionaire guy cracked me up... I am sure he is renting a condo near the beach and leasing his ride and eats potted meat 3 X a day so he can keep up his image.

    I'm up at 4 AM usually... I do customer service emails, get some content in order, check on revenue and traffic... all the generic things.

    It is not because I am industrious, it is because I am not smart enough to stay in bed and get that extra couple of hours.
     
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    Or...I am looking for someone to bang my wife.
     
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    You're probably right - nobody who grafted for a car that expensive would let a stranger clean it to get some practise in.

    4 AM is too early for me - my alarm goes off at 5.20 (but I try to beat it). I go for walk on the river straight away to wake up and think about the day ahead and like to be at my desk ready to go by 7 AM.

    I read some interesting scientific research recently about sleep - they have finally discovered why we need to sleep:

    As our brain works it produces waste products and toxins that slowly build up and sleep is what our brain does so it can process and clear those toxins. The more toxins that have built up, the stronger the urge to sleep.

    That being the case, it makes perfect sense that a lack of sleep can result in a build of of those toxins, which over time can be harmful.

    They need more studies, but they are speculating that it could be a factor in things like dementia, mental health and all sorts of other problems - which also makes sense.

    It had such an impact on me that I made a change my sleep pattern and now get to bed earlier.
     
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    lol good ole florida!
     
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    ahh, 2nd ad is deleted. I Missed the live ads.