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Classic one! :D It'll make you Laugh

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Beingakrant, Nov 11, 2012.

  1. Beingakrant

    Beingakrant BANNED BANNED

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    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

    5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Patel.

    Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

    2000 people leave the room.

    Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

    Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
    2000 people leave the room.

    Mr. Patel says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.............

    Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
    500 people leave the room.

    Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..

    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

    498 people leave the room.

    Mr.Patel says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
    So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

    Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

    Calmly, Mr. Patel turns to the other candidate and says,
    `Kem chho (How are you) ?
    ... The other candidate answers 'ekdam majaa maa (Absolutely fine) !! xD

    Cheers :)
     
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  2. forgot

    forgot Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Indians rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Eliaz

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    No offense, but this has to be one of the most boring jokes I have ever read in my entire life.
     
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  4. martsb

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    your reply was funnier than than the joke:D
     
  5. Beingakrant

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    Ok... Everyone has his share of likes and dislikes... I just wanted people to laugh. ...I genuinely wanted to do so. I never knew people would Neg Rep -9 for not being able to make them laugh. Thanks a lot to whomsoever Neg Repped me. God Bless you.

    Cheers :)

    Edit: I'm sorry for not making some people laugh but hey I'm not a comedian. :p Thanks to couple of guys who + Repped me... My deep regards for you all...It's a very popular Indian Joke and may be there was some language barrier so it sounded boring. I am sure those who could relate with it, had a hearty laugh. :)
     
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    Now thats funny!!!!!
     
  7. extrem

    extrem Junior Member Premium Member

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    Nice One Mate . And those who didn't liked it, that was because they didn't understand the last couple of lines :D
     
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  8. martsb

    martsb Registered Member

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    Hey,i would not steep so low as to leave a neg rep for a joke.
    Even if i did not like it or get it,dont let others put you off posting on here.
     
  9. qrazy

    qrazy Senior Member

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    Haha nice one. I think people other than Indian won't really interpret it well.
     
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    thanks mate and +rep!
     
  11. Gogol

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    Is that Gujarati?
     
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    thanks buddy =))))))))))))))))) haha