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Chilling out.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MisterF, May 18, 2017.

  1. MisterF

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    A traveling salesman knocks on a house door one morning, and it's answered by a 12 year old boy, wearing a black lace bra and panties with a red feather boa around his neck....

    He has a joint in one hand, and a half empty bottle of Scotch in the other..


    The salesman says "Excuse me son, are your parents home!"



    And the kid says "Does it fucking look like it?"
     
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    This reminds me I have to complete Breaking Bad.
     
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    you can do better than this, cmmon
     
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    Does the 12 yo kid represent you in the story? I think it does.
     
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    There was once a man named Odd. People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.

    Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
     
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    Hahahaha. Well that odd fellow was a very unlucky person.
     
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    indeed XD he really was
     
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    Great news this morning, it seems they have found a cure for dyslexia. .
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    Well that's music to my arse