I work in an office with probably the laziest most annoying twat on the planet, she also happens to be the wife of our biggest client. The arrangement is obvious, he spends a huge amount of money with our company who provides his wife with a job who gets paid with the money from his company, its infuriating, she is on the phone from whenever she decides to show up for work, either dealing with one of her constantly sick children, bitching at her husband, or gossiping, then she comes into my office and tells me not to work so hard because they will come to expect it. I have had it, so I am devising a few things that will make her not want to even bother showing up, one of which is a cell phone jammer, I have priced some online, but of course they have to come from india or some such place. Has anyone had any experience with them? I personally like the idea of having a constant cell free zone around me at all times.