Can you write creative ads with catchy titles?

Looking for someone who can write creative ads with catchy titles for CL. Prefer to pay for response, but if I think you can write good ad copy, I am open to paying you strictly for writing ads. I will provide you with a sample of one of my ads (and auto-response) and will ask you to come up with a variation. You need to be creative and write in good English. I am open to compensation methods, structure.