Britons Go Nutso Over New Barbie Doll

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  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    They should make a barbie and ken doll that are anatomically correct, and have it come with a sexual position booklet for the kiddies, so they can play "house" properly. A sesame street version of the kama sutra, if you will. Maybe give barbie a mouth that's constantly open and ready for ken's prick, kind of like a blow-up doll. That's all a woman's mouth is good for any way ;) They could also add a strap-on dildo to this s&m barbie kit, so she can fuck ken like the little bitch he is. As well as some whips, chains, nipple clamps, a cock ring for ken, and maybe a stretcher chair for when barbie tortures ken.

    I'd also like to see a date rape barbie, complete with GHB and a rape kit for ken.
     
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    <begins drawing up plans for Plum Smugglin' Barbie>
     
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    HAHA yeah I saw this in the papers. Personally I think its ridiculous. There is nothing wrong with the doll. People should really be concerned with more serious issues rather than the clothes of a plastic doll.
     
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    yeah, unfortunatly thts how britiain is - we are more concerned in how a stupid doll looks rather than the real fact that the economy is shit and the country is about to go down the pan!