Bringing Money back to the US

I am in the US and and have some internet based earnings sitting in an Australian bank account. Any creative ways to bring this money to US with out getting tax raped on it.

1. Yes I know this is a free and open forum.
2. Yes I know half of the methods will be BS
3. Yes I know near the other half will be from kids that don't even pay taxes.

4) Yes the government is going to rape you.

no way ... pay tax to governement