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"BP Oil" Is Now On Twitter!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, May 26, 2010.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    it's not really them, but the comments are funny! :rain:

    1. "Jesus walked on water and soon you can too!"

    2. "Really worried about the effect this disaster will have on bikini season. The sun is still shining ladies, get out there!"

    3. "Negative people view the ocean as half empty of oil. We are dedicated to making it half full!"

    4. "If we had a dollar for every complaint about this oil spill, it wouldn't compare to our current fortune. Oil is a lucrative industry!"

    5. "If Top Kill doesn't work, we're just gonna toss a giant 'Get Well Soon' card into the gulf and hope for the best."

    6. "New solution: Everybody drive your cars into the gulf with your gas caps open! You'll get a full tank and we'll only charge $20 cash!"

    http://twitter.com/BPGlobalPR
     
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  2. loclhero

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    Wish I would have thought of it first. I'd be tweeting 24/7 on what a fucking scumbag that ceo is and how i hoped he'd have to swim in that toxic shit hole he turned the gulf into.
     
  3. snorkattack

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    Thanks for the laugh! Now if only they could straighten out this mess...