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Black Jerker Technique

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by graphicnut, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    Black Jerk Technique AKA The Prison Wank:D

    Guy's serious blackhat technique.


    Sit on your left hand for 10 minutes until numb.

    Now proceed to jerk............ Doesn't it feel like someone else is doing it

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    This method will save u lots on porn subscriptions and fleshlights thus more $$$ in your wallet

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    Sorry guys i had to let it out =]
     
  2. Jax08

    Jax08 Registered Member

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    will this method get saturated?
     
  3. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    mmmmmmmm, i think there's alot of room for competition as people need to sit out for a bit to let the blood rush back to their hands. So saturation isn't an issue no!
     
  4. giantsfan0806

    giantsfan0806 Junior Member

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    LOL this is from Scrubs!

    JD: I call it.... the stranger.
     
  5. dealhunter

    dealhunter Regular Member

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    I think this might have been done before : )
     
  6. dashad

    dashad Newbie

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    damn graphicnut did you just seen gone in 60 seconds? ;)
     
  7. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    no no, may have been done with the right hand, NOT the left!! trust me it's a hidden gem

    No buddy, local prison stories lol
     
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    thehilitereel Registered Member

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    Two hands is always better than one, you keep the other one on deck while first hand is batting. ;)
     
  9. Jax08

    Jax08 Registered Member

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    I have heard about this method will have to try it.


    *wow typing with one hand takes long*
     
  10. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    best is when u wake up in the morning and u have been asleep on your arm all night,
    SHIT CANT FEEL MY ARM!! try it then, bet u cant even grasp lol
     
  11. deef

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    Is there a way to scale this method ?
     
  12. jmm223

    jmm223 Registered Member

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    This method has been shared before...I think it was in an ebook being sold for $37.95
    And yes Jax...it is already saturated. You can only do it once or twice before you get banned.

    ;)
     
  13. hwolfpack6

    hwolfpack6 BANNED BANNED

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    Could arguably get saturated. If everyone starts doing it, you may need to sit on the floor while performing Part 1. I really can see comfortable chairs demand skyrocketing...get yours NOW.
     
  14. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    u need to cover your tracks m8, dip it in hot water
     
  15. hwolfpack6

    hwolfpack6 BANNED BANNED

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    Also be careful, because after 10 minutes, if you still can't feel your hand, you could potentially finish, go out, and have J on your hand and not know it!
     
  16. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    u may have "levis" imprinted
     
  17. gimme4free

    gimme4free Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Do you know where I could outsource this method? :p
     
  18. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    ummmmmmm o/s the gates to Peterhead prison in Aberdeen
     
  19. leonidt

    leonidt Regular Member

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    CL casual encounters section if you're ready to deal with junk traffic. The erotic services category converts better, but it's more expensive as you will need to provide good incentives. Be sure to protect your hardware from viruses.
     
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  20. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    leon, have u read the thread ?? mmmmmm