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Black Hat Internet Marketing Rap

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by TheInternetHustler, May 2, 2012.

  1. TheInternetHustler

    TheInternetHustler Regular Member

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    Just thought of a few rymes about IM, thought you guys would think it's amusing :cool:


    Here are some rymes that I didn't make it in:
    "my LPs make ya look for the optin, bitch I ain never ever stopin,
    that was never an option"
    and
    "from youtube to flickr, im the one increasing the clickbank ticker" (you know the one on the home page haha)

    Yup yup, thats it. Hope guys enjoy
     
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  2. JasonZ10

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    Nerdcore!
     
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  3. IGKing

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  4. Dan Da Man

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    Let me guess, you a virgin?
     
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    In before Tymillz shows up and pwns everyone. ;)
     
  6. TheInternetHustler

    TheInternetHustler Regular Member

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    Hell no.
    lmao, more like a baller ahaha
    34xj4t3.jpg

    Edit: Let me guess, your an asshole? Haha jp with ya
     
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  7. Wealthy Wisdom

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    started on the web....fuck workin dead jobs
    parted with friends.. they're tryin parenthood instead

    paycheck to paycheck barely getin' fed,
    i dead em, send em greetings from beaches but teachin

    bits and pieces of my life, a puzzle is involved
    put it together now the master piece was solved

    i dont mean ta brag but when people hate - u see me take
    conversion rates, turn them to excursion dates make

    women sip purple drank - grey goose and grape joose
    some beige boots and slave roots hurtful colors they do

    stand out like a bold on my page
    fuckin HeyzOoSe (jesus), ill be gone one day
    come back in a flash and daze

    spit raps and blaze
    watch my adsense stack and raise

    micro niche on lipo... bitch
    first page hit..OoOh might be dancin

    4 weeks later ...i'm still standin
    number one, take the money and run

    also get money under the table
    like im searchin for gum ... i'm to sick... ahhaa
     
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  8. Dan Da Man

    Dan Da Man Elite Member Premium Member

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    Lol a picture with a girl doesnt mean your not a virgin and a baller still doesn't mean you are not a virgin haha!

    Just kidding, kinda an asshole ;)
     
  9. TheInternetHustler

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    Whatevs, errbody has been callin me nerd sense I had to switch back to my glasses because a pink eye. I know your just messing with me, but like I like to say, let the haters hate as my bank account levitates (-:
     
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  10. Dan Da Man

    Dan Da Man Elite Member Premium Member

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    No need for pornagraphic videos of you jerking off, I think there was a thread on that already.

    I hear pink eye is a lot more common with 14 year old virgins LOL. JK!
     
  11. TheInternetHustler

    TheInternetHustler Regular Member

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    I wasnt gonna post it for the privacy of my lady friends, but i put it on unlisted and am about to delete later to f it I'll post it anyway for amusement...

    gonna delete it cuz I realized that this isnt chill haha All 18+ btw
     
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  12. bigfoot1

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    Dude... No.

    Some random dude calls you a virgin, who cares. By posting that video you show that you cared what he thought of you.

    Just delete it and ignore it when someone says something mean to you(real life or offline). By responding to people you show that you actually care about what they say.

    Anyways, I liked the rap though. I thought it was pretty good.
     
  13. TheInternetHustler

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    Yeah I know, all in good fun. I get so much hate mail from the things I do online, Ive heard it all hahaha

    Anyway, thanks for the compliment on the rap

    edit: btw I deleted the video
     
  14. cool0403

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    People don't seem to understand that a portion of bh'ers here are actually what most people would consider not "popular", not "social" enough , not "cool" enough. Just because we are affiliated with computers, people tend to think we are some sort of freaks that only think about being in front of a monitor all day long. What they don't understand is that we don't seek a job. Which is what we see as a submissive position all for the exchange of security and braindead job. Overall if the kid is out there making a buck online, and makes his green from results and not from having his ass being payed for warming a chair at some office pretending doing his A+ work and making someone else rich, then let him rap about it after all no one is calling him on the fact that he is rapping on something he doesn't do like many big ass rappers out there are raping about their fictitious lives.

    Nerd, geek, hustler, blackhatter w/e the fuck he is, atleast he is happy with what he is and not drenching away day dreaming of what he could become or be during his dayjob. Afterall how often do you find people rapping about their dayjob?
     
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    People don't seem to understand that a portion of bh'ers here are actually what most people would consider not "popular", not "social" enough , not "cool" enough. Just because we are affiliated with computers, people tend to think we are some sort of freaks that only think about being in front of a monitor all day long. What they don't understand is that we don't seek a job. Which is what we see as a submissive position all for the exchange of security and braindead job. Overall if the kid is out there making a buck online, and makes his green from results and not from having his ass being payed for warming a chair at some office pretending doing his A+ work and making someone else rich, then let him rap about it after all no one is calling him on the fact that he is rapping on something he doesn't do like many big ass rappers out there are raping about their fictitious lives.

    Nerd, geek, hustler, blackhatter w/e the fuck he is, atleast he is happy with what he is and not drenching away day dreaming of what he could become or be during his dayjob. Afterall how often do you find people rapping about their dayjobs?
     
  16. Dan Da Man

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    Dam, now I feel bad. I was totally kidding. I give you props for throwing it out there. Shows guts for sure.

    It still kinda think it was dorky but do whatever makes you happy. Life is too short to give a shit what others think. After all, if we cared what others thought we wouldn't be on BHW right?
     
  17. TheInternetHustler

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    No need to feel bad, Im not a sensitive b%^, I can take a joke, rap was supposed to be kinda funny anyway
     
  18. ButcherPete

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    That was pretty funny ;)

    I've thought of making up my own IM rap too, but the farthest I ever got was:

    Spammin', scammin', CPA slammin'
    I'm a Wordpress warrior and I'm keyword crammin'


    (note: I know most of us here at BHW are not "scammin" anyone and look down on such behavior; I just put it in there because it rhymes and I thought it was funny.)
     
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