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BHW, whats the best way you have seen someone explode and quit their job?

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  1. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    Title pretty much says it all.

    I've tried deliberately being offensive, spending large sums of cash with no permission and getting nothing productive done. I have not been fired yet and I need to step my game up, it may even come down to me leaving my job which would be terrible... I want to have some fun.

    So whats the best way you have seen someone just go full tilt and lose their shit? I need inspiration.
     
  2. Ziptie

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    Why don't you just leave........
     
  3. Jared255

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    Used to wait tables. Dreamed of taking all of the olive oil things that you give customers to put on their salads... and smashing them in the kitchen during rush time. Slippery, smelly, gross, hard-to-clean mess. Would have totally done it, never did because I realized I should just call and quit if I was thinking that.
     
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    Try this

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  5. Ste Fishkin

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    Any dickhead can do that, I am not any dickhead.
     
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    Did you even read the post? He wants to have fun, not point in just quitting right away.
     
  7. pxoxrxn

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    seems to piss people off.
     
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    I'd imagine you could get fired easily by printing our your company's logo, putting it on your boss' desk and taking a dump on the paper while he's sitting in his chair watching.
     
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  9. OrangeNRG

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    not sure where you work... if you have an intercom i'm sure you can do something good.

    whatever you do, don't forget to put it on youtube
     
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    Do the bosses wife ( and his daughter ) in his house, then take a selfie or scribble a message somewhere with a marker pen for use at a later date.
     
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    The best way to defeat your enemy is to make him your friend, that's what the Lego man sensai on my son's cartoons said today
     
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    Back in the day I worked in a place where two of the shop floor guys got a warning for 'farting with intent'. They would basically cook something up and then make their way into the office of the purchasing ladies and let rip, they'd go in under any old pretense, let rip and then just walk out. By all accounts the weeks went on and it got pretty bad...their manager had to step in and issue a formal warning.

    I figure you could scale that up to a dismissal within a few months.
     
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    If you have the keys of the office, then throw a big party and leave before it has finished. That way, you will never know what happened until you return back for the next working day.

    And remember - Make a video and upload it to BHW and then Youtube <---- Must
     
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    In case for some strange reason you missed it.

    And more.
     
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  15. Ste Fishkin

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    I unsubbed from ask reddit - most of its just retarded.
     
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    I stayed just for threads like that. Plus my wife likes for me to read to her before bed. I'm a cool motherfucker.
     
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  17. Ste Fishkin

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    I might steal that idea, that sounds cool...
     
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    One time i was at hooters and the cook quit. He poured wing sauce on a bombsbell blonde's white t shirt. Then slapped her ass and walked out cussing.
     
  19. Ste Fishkin

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    I just wanted to annoy someone with maximum effect, not commit sexual assault but thanks for the idea bro.
     
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    I heard if you make the judge laugh in court you get a m4_small.jpg