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BHW Adopt Sarah Phillips as Mascot, Resident Hottie, or Whatever

Discussion in 'Forum Suggestions & Feedback' started by Nigel Farage, May 5, 2012.

  1. Nigel Farage

    Nigel Farage BANNED BANNED

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    This vision needs some professional refinement, but the recent Sarah Phillips "scandal" <yawn> presents opportunity. Exposed, ostrasized and denigrated by her previous goodie-two-shoes co-workers, this spunky blackhat internet marketer provides some context in which to place the entirety of blackhat methods. While Cutts, Fishkin and others attempt to create the illusion of some kind of "moral center" for Internet Marketers, Phillips shows everyone exactly who "they" really are, and why we do what we do.

    It works, and if you don't your competitors will step on your neck on their way past you.

    Willing or unwilling, she could do a lot of good for a site that's from the wrong side of the tracks. She could have a special column, either by or just about her. A fan page, maybe. Lots of photos. Maybe she'll accept a 6-figure offer to do a centerfold-style layout hosted right here. Think of all the natural and organic links that might generate.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/sarah-phillips-espns-alleged-scam-artist-admits-making-poor-choices?urn=top,wp405
     
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    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    Not sure if you know this, but that photo is not her, it is a photo she used to con people with.
     
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  3. Nigel Farage

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    Thing is, she looks even better in real life.
     
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    lol pie in the sky stuff :p
     
  5. Nigel Farage

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    Yeah, I have to say I'm a bit disappointed with the lackluster response to my brilliant idea. She could have "Sarah Phillips Corner" and make posts every couple of days. She could be a single mom, struggling to get through college and raise her son after her husband was killed in Kablamistan. Her guilty secret is that she actually did work in a couple of strip clubs for a few months, but the environment was just too sleazy for her, and so she went into writing articles for ESPN and doing IM online in order to avoid having to do that other sort of work. She's a good girl, has a wild heart but makes a point of staying on the "good" side of the line. You just know that while she's a lady outside the bedroom, she's a FREAK in the...< boring cliche not posted>.

    In one column, she publicly wonders if she should get breast enhancement done, and while that frenzied discussion takes place, she wonders if anyone has any recommendations for a good plastic surgeon, ka-ching!

    At some point she becomes concerned she might be pregnant, and it's rumored that the father might be a BHW IMer. I call this the "Who's the Father" campaign.

    In another episode, the discussion on whether or not she is even real escalates to the level that she produces a copy of a birth certificate from Hawaii. Her authenticity issues track you-know-who's almost exactly (Hawaii, etc...)

    Actually (lol), under another name, maybe she could get another gig at another big-name organization (like CNN) and run the same facebook scam again, roflmao. Then come back to BHW to entertain the IM world about her adventures as a sexy hot black hat chick doing IM.
     
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    This is a joke right?
     
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    Damn she did some crazzzzy shit. How did she get away with all that is the real question.

    Oh and I highly doubt BHW will support a scammer...
     
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    You really want to let a scammer join la familia?
     
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  10. dgruergerugerhiye

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    If she would have actually paid for the accounts she was accumulating I'd have a lot more respect for her.
     
  11. Nigel Farage

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    She's REAL sorry it worked out like that. At the time, she had a cruel and controlling boyfriend that made her do most of that stuff. He's still here, on BHW, btw and has a LOT of money. Not that he gives her any. BTW, she's thinking about getting a full brazilian, and wants to know what everyone thinks about that idea.