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Best webhost I've seen in a while...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by thizzladen, Dec 11, 2010.

  1. thizzladen

    thizzladen Power Member

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  2. likeskoolaid

    likeskoolaid Regular Member

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    Haha one of the testimonials was "I want my money back"

    You should remove that one :p
     
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    wpbacklinks Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Hahahahahhahaahhaa.... can't believe it! LOL lOL :biggthump

    funny joke!

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    http://nouptime.com/server-status.php
    http://nouptime.com/why-no-uptime.php
     
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  4. RedWolf

    RedWolf BANNED BANNED

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    lol WTF

    their testimonials

    Really Great Testimonial (doctor, marriages.................... lol)

    :smile: I am planning to switch my host to no uptime :microwave
     
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    This is LOL.

    "Uploading Files
    Don't like uploading your files via FTP? No problem! Send us your files on a floppy and we'll upload it for you. It's one of the many ways we do our best to accommodate your needs. Just remember, our floppy system does not accept Windows, Linux, or Mac floppies."

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH FLOPPY
     
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    LMAO... I just clicked without reading much... Was thinking who this company came up with claim of best host... LOL After checking site can't stop my laughing...

    Just shared in my office and we had good 15 mins of laugh... Amazing... LOL why don't connect your affiliate links in worst host segment and also mention that we are giving you affiliate link to signup so you can come up and curse further to these hosting companies once you get screwed... HAHAHAHAHA
     
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    GreyWolf Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Our Linux Free BSD systems are at the forefront of modern technology. By merging several distributions of Linux into one, we were able to create an operating system so complicated we don't even know how to use it ourselves.

    Trust Us
    We are experts.


    LOL. That whole site is pretty funny.
     
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  8. richcamp

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    Its all bulshit, I paid 200 bucks and never get the naked midget
     
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    We'll Never Go Down On You.. (Unless You Pay Us)


    lololol
     
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    this is the funniest post ever seen here on BHW. I can`t stop laughing

    :super:
     
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    LOL. The best Hosting Site of all time.

    But they have to fix those order buttons though.
    I couldn't order. :(
     
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    this company might be fake... but there are a lot of real hosting companies that are similar to nouptime.com
     
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    This thing just made me laugh

    We have over 202 testimonials from happy customers around the world:
    John Mitchell writes:

    I want my money back.
     
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    This website has been online for years. It is nice to see it still there :D
     
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    Do you know why someone keeps it maintained? Must be a front for nefarious blackhat doings behind the scenes or something :eek:
     
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    at least they telling the truth lol
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    http://nouptime.com/top-10-worst-hosts.php
     
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    isn't it ironic that the site is probably never down
     
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    Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware.

    rotf
     
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    they're telling the truth. wish they had a donate link so I can send them some bucks to them for getting a C64 :)
     
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    one of the testimonial in the home page. Funny site.