I'm looking for ideas and methods to deal with clients that screw you. For example let's say you have a 100% satisfaction guarantee on your service. You rank them on page one, but for whatever reason they want to take advantage of you and claim they will not pay you and they are not satisfied. Basically their intention from the very beginning is to get free service from you. What is the best way to deal with these types. Here were my ideas, I am interested to hear what others have to say. You tell the client you will rank their competitors for the same keywords. If they run google adwords, you click their ads. You rank them for words like scam and complaint in google auto suggest. You have someone write bad legitimate product / service reviews on their company. You build 1000's of backlinks to their domain with xrumer and scrapebox with the same anchor text that way google penguin will not be happy. You build backlinks from porn and viagra sites to their page. You create a youtube video critiquing how crappy their site is and how user "unfriendly" it is. anyone got anything that I forgot to mention, i would love to hear it.