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Best Screw Over to a Woman.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Celsius, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. Celsius

    Celsius Registered Member

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    I start off because I think this will be a great thread.

    When I was 22 I switched from being a nice guy to a total asshole to women. I had been trying and trying to get this girl in bed and she called me said lets out of to dinner at the Smugglers Wharf so I thinking yeah I get to tag that ass. I go and pick her up and she has her really hot friend with her, Tina wants to come too. I know at this point I'm being played. I say great we can go back to my place after drinks and food they both looked at each other and said great! Yeah I know they are fucking with me good now.

    So we get there and they order wine and are talking it up having fun I said over whatever you WANT. They both order another bottle of wine and the biggest lobster on the menu. The bill is way into the 200 mark now. I said, I have to make a call and I'll order when I come back, so I walk outside where I can see them and I call my friends they are listening to a band and hanging out. I chat with them and Tina comes out and says we are missing your company, I'll be right in.

    So she goes in and the dinner is served and they start eating and order another bottle of wine. Approaching 300 dollars now. I get in my car and leave for the bar. An hour later my phone rings where are you? Really Pissed! Its Christina the girl called me for dinner. I'm at a bar listening to the [SIZE=-1]Cattle Cruisers(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz7pw7zVC1o). WTF you ditched us. You dined and dashed. Actually, I never ordered and I never dined there.

    We don't have the money for this the bill! Its 410.00 dollars. Jesus Christ, am I glad I left then I said, I don't have the money for that either! I'm glad I didn't stay. I had a burger fries and beer on the way up here. They are going to call the police if you don't come back and help us. Jesus, the police! (my buddies are pissing themselves) Well, you better start doing dishes then I said, she starts to cry, we are going to have to call our parents. Ok, goodnight. Its 12:30am at night.

    I get a call the next day from the dad of Christina. Hes pretty pissed, I explained to him that while I did pick her up and she took her friend along that I was not needed company. Her father walked outside and said that she was screaming into your voicemail last night! Oh I know we sat at my apartment listening to the screaming and laughing too. He said, your a real scumbag, well your daughter is a tease. With that I hung up the phone.

    She told all of her friends all of my friends, I love it. To the girls I was a super asshole to the guys I was a Hero. Actually that changed a lot of my friends to become more asshole like and less pussy whipped. [/SIZE]
     
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  2. im n0t lurer

    im n0t lurer Regular Member

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    damn, lol ;)

    way to go, ;)
     
  3. mwari23

    mwari23 BANNED BANNED

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    lol, that shit is hilarious. not something i wouldve done, i wouldnt have taken them out in the 1st place. but women who try to get over like this get what they deserve.
     
  4. dumdum4gumgum

    dumdum4gumgum Power Member

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    Maybe they were wantingt o try a lil 3 some with ya? lol It does happen But more than likely your right they were just there to screw with you. And females do respond to assholes ive tested this method myself nice guys do finish last!!
     
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    jaerehan Elite Member

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    That was awesome... cant stop laughing.. they got what they deserved
     
  6. Crooker

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    Cloth = 5$
    Gas to pick up the girls = 12$
    Chloroform = 15 $


    A night thumping and plumbing two knocked out chicks = Priceless


    There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard




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  7. adam.jn

    adam.jn Regular Member

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    Ur a fine man!
     
  8. ethan1

    ethan1 Newbie

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    Hey man funny story. Tell another one!
     
  9. jannysoft

    jannysoft Junior Member

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    huh ... :) my man :p
     
  10. trustedinc

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    LoL...good one..
    i would soo do that if i thought i was being played like that
     
  11. lagios

    lagios Newbie Premium Member

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    lol

    that was a good one...
     
  12. shadowpwner

    shadowpwner Regular Member

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    Haha, this is legit.

    There's this famous physicist, Richard Feynman, that did the exact same thing.

    Except he got the girls to go to bed with him after he didn't pay the bill.

    Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! is the title of the book. Good read:D