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Best Nigerian Scam Email I've Gotten

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by davidson, May 20, 2009.

  1. davidson

    davidson Registered Member

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    Here's an email I just got tonight. It ranks as one of the best Nigerian email scams I've seen. This guy is so stupid ... not only does he think I'll fall for his spammy, poorly written email, but that I'll pay $180 for a modest return of $2.50.

    Too funny ...


    Atten:

    this is to inform you that your funds $2.5.usd due has been uploaded into corporate visa card,and it has registered it with fedex company and delivery will be shipped,A Tax/Stamp Duty must be procured according to the new customs creed and the essence ensure a hitch-free delivery and the amount is $180.usd only,contact director DR.ANDY LORD
     
  2. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    Please reply saying something like "my brain tells me i'm losing money, but my excitement to give you money tells me it's a steal, what to do?'

    I'd die to know the reply.
     
  3. y2kh8r

    y2kh8r Junior Member

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    He probably forgot to add quintillion after the first dollar amount :)
     
  4. heiny

    heiny Regular Member

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    Tell him to fill out a CPA offer to verify his identity.

    And fuk..I didnt understand anything he wrote :(
     
  5. thedorf

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    Too funny! (there is no way this message is too short)
     
  6. TJ

    TJ Junior Member

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    Yeah. exactly what thisoldhat said, you gotta monetize everything you run into.
    Poor nigerian left out the 2.5 billion.
     
  7. derrickvwall

    derrickvwall Newbie

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    That nigerian couldn't even "fuck up" right by putting the million/billion at the end of the 2.5.

    I feel bad for people like this
     
  8. smokes4life

    smokes4life Regular Member

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    What's the success rate of them filling up offers anyway?
     
  9. smokes4life

    smokes4life Regular Member

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    haha i rem a friend told them that in the Asian culture we send photos of ourselves to develop trust. So he asked them to send a photo of them with an apple placed on their head. And amazingly they did it! :D
     
  10. r00t

    r00t Regular Member

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    Do you, by any chance have that photo? :p lool
    That surely is the best "scam" ever lol
     
  11. smokes4life

    smokes4life Regular Member

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    Thought I should post this http://www.419eater.com/html/hall_of_shame.htm to give you all a good laugh.
     
  12. smokes4life

    smokes4life Regular Member

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    Nah, I dun have that photo anymore, but u will find real funny ones in the link i posted before this.