Best Message titles I use!!

So here is the short list of what I use when I send mass messages that get people looking at my message body. Here they are :

Hi

Hello

(Don't say Hey unless your ewhoring because its for whorses)

The site I was telling your about/That {Product|Movie|Software} I showed you

What are you doing {with your life|about that!!!|when your alone}

High Commission payout

I like your mom

Please add some of your own I need some new to throw into the arsenal.

Have a great day

You realise that people dosen't know shit,on what your talking about,right?

someting like you got paid and put their name too you can offer free sofware too..