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Best kind of chair for IM to avoid hemmeroids?

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  1. Ranko Jones

    Ranko Jones BANNED BANNED

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    I had a computer chair and it broke but I continued using it anyway placing it on a fishing chair.

    This chair was too hard and gave me a hemorrhoid in my ring which wouldn't go away.

    So I stopped using the chair and just began sitting on my bed.

    You will all be relieved to know that the hemorrhoid seems to be going down now when I poke my finger in my ass to check.

    Trouble with the bed though is I have no back support so this gives me a terrible sharp back pain after surfing like a trooper for a few hours.

    I said to myself when I get lots of money ill buy an excellent ergonomic seat to kiss my hemorrhoids goodbye.

    Not rich enough yet but for future ref anyone have any suggestions for anti hemorrhoid seats?
     
  2. Roundhouse

    Roundhouse Regular Member

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    You can never tell if the hemorrhoid is full receded. Insert your finger as far as you can into your ass, this is the only way to really tell
     
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    blackhit Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Moved to the Lounge...
     
  4. smallgiant

    smallgiant Regular Member

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    At first I found this annoying, but then I just started laughing hysterically. God I hope you are being satirical.
     
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  5. Stupid Smurf

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    Dude, you have got to be joking. Why should he do it himself when he can find someone on Fiverr to do it for $5? Just search for "long fingers" to get the most out of your money.
     
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    this sound funny.........................to people who have not had the problem.
     
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  7. lumien

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    Lol, fiver. Other option would be the jv threads.
     
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  8. Kickflip

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    Make sure you smell your finger after checking to see if the Hemorrhoid is gone. Here is the chair I use, and now I have 6 pack abs and NO Hemorrhoids.

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    I think I found my new micro niche!

    Heading over to see if the EMD is available...
     
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  11. Pipelin

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    True, hemorrhoids are very painful, try with some medical drugs, And don't eat hot food! especially not chili.
     
  12. Ranko Jones

    Ranko Jones BANNED BANNED

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    Ye anyone who hasn't battled with a hemorrhoid is not a true dyed in the wool IMer.
     
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    hemorrhoid is a hot niche .. 0.4$/click .. hahhaaahahaah, just joking..
    But it's better if u move sometimes & let ur pc alone, go to the gym, or for swimming, eat vegetable food more than meat.. that what make u safe from hemorhoid :)
     
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    Thats some funny shit :D (no pun intended)
     
  17. jb2008

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    Holy crap, don't you have a laptop? I sit down on a couch with my back resting against the side and my feet up. My weight is distributed more evenly along the chair. But seriously dude, when you find yourself sticking your finger up your own ass hole, it's time to go to your doctor. It's embarrassing, yes, but jesus...

    This thread is almost as bizarre as Bartman's stuff :)
     
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    Just buy a reasonably good chair, you can get a decent one for under $150. Makes no sense to risk your health (and end up paying more + the discomfort). Another thing you should bear in mind is that however ergonomic and well designed the chair is, sitting for prolonged periods of time will have serious health repercussions. You should work for 15-20 minutes and take 5-10 minutes breaks during which (ideally) you'll take a short walk or exercise a bit.
     
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    This thread should be moved to Jr. Vip section ... LMAO =))
     
  20. digibing

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    Everybody here is talking about chairs... That is gonna do very little difference, what one needs to do is change ones diet and abstain from tobacco. The keyword is blood flow. If that means that masturbation is a cure, who knows. In any case, dealing with hemorrhoids means changing your lifestyle, and it could take years until fully cured. Just my 2 cents :)