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Best Firewall in the World

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Doctor, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. Doctor

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    Best firewall ever ... or not ...
    See for yourself ?

    1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
    2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
    3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
    4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
    5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
    This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
    The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!






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  2. Crooker

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    Dude when you start making computer jokes, you need to get out more.

    *Sings a song*
    99 little bugs in the code
    99 little bugs
    fix one bug, compile again
    101 little bugs in the code
     
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    Actually that was pretty dam enlightening ... I must rep you for that .... let me know when you are ready....
     
  4. Doctor

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    Rep away ----------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>:bawling:
     
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