Alright, lemme be honest, I've recently had a surge of cashflow. The problem is that I can't really explain my guap to someone. Yes I know all the regular bullshit that would fly with the ordinary layman but it wouldn't explain huge paypal payments I sent to indians. Bottom line is I can't explain how I got the cash if some serious probing was done and would have to clam and lawyer up. I need a bank that doesn't ask too many questions. In and out, professional, doesn't need to establish a personal relationship with me. Of course I have all the required credentials to be accepted into any U.S. bank. All I wanna know is the best that won't ask me shit and will cash my cheques! E.g - Standard line will be "online business, google advertising ". Large cheques ($5K-$10K+ monthly). Edit: The reason I was asking this is because I tried to cash a pretty small cheque ($1K) recently and the bank teller was like, "Ummmmm do you usually get checks like this?!?" I'm like wtf bitch, what about when the rest of the birds fly in?