Best affiliate program to use on snobby people?

What affiliate program/ company would you guys recommend for me?
I am going to be linking people who essentially think they are so smart and looking for quick money, and so i was wondering if you have any suggestions? What would you use?

I haven't really looked into it, but i was thinking of using IQ test; maybe someone has a better idea.

 

http://www.almiyachts.com/affiliate-program/affiliate_program.html

Yachting? Hahaha.

Or less snobby than that?

IQ test with a really obnoxious "Think you're better than everyone else? Prove it!" add would prob work.

 

Or "Your neighbor has more smarts than you because their house is bigger."

 

You could target the women by pushing Dooney & Bourke, Prada, etc. Also, try high end jewelry.