I just read about this site on Gizmodo. It's a site called Codebabes and if it is a genuine site, I think it's absolute genius! Apparently they offer online coding 'courses' and in their words, "Every time you pass a quiz, your lady instructor will remove one piece of clothingâ€”going as far is it takes "to motivate you."" If you check out the 'courses' page and look at the bottom, they have an SEO Virgin course coming soon. https://codebabes.com/courses I predict this will become the most commonly used link in response to newbie threads asking to be spoonfed. Sorry, forgot to include the clip.