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Bangin out a COMEDY PORN site. You got some hardcore website talent? Lemme know....

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  1. isellsteroids

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    Yeah. Comedy Porn. Because apparantly "mentally challenged porn" and "paraplegic porn" (or as I liked to call it- Drool Cup Porn) is all illegal.


    Anyway...

    I worked in the entertainment industry for 13 or so years, in the number 5 radio/tv/print market in the country. (Dallas) Media Relations, Stand up Comedy (nationally) I worked with a lot of celebrities as their handler, scheduled interviews with producers, etc. Go to funny or die, will ferrells site, and type in Matt Erickson.

    So I have a lot of contacts in the traditional media industry.

    With those contacts, I can pretty much get whatever I want as far as cameras, or whatever to film my homemade porn. In addition to that, (don't worry I wont start name dropping) but a lot of my friends are, of course stand up comedians, and I know a LOT of writers, who write for shows that you've heard of.

    And another thing...these sites, that buy homemade porn...what exactly are they looking for? One of the sites says, "the pay depends on the length and quality of the film." Could you be a little more vague please? So how long is a good porn? The quality? Well, it'll be in HD, but what angles are they lookin for? Whats the best way to light this thing? And how do you get blood out of a clown costume?
     

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    wtf did i just read???????
     
  3. snoopdogg1

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    really man.. wth?
     
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    All I can think of is that you are trying to tarnish this "Matt Erickson" guys name that you claim to be. Why else would you put all of this info WITH your real name and exactly how to find you. Lame dude.
     
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    Another idiot who can't even warn when putting an explicit picture on a thread!!!

    Some of us have kids you know.
     
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    Are you the one with sunglasses from the picture?
     
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    Comedy and Porn the best combination since Yoghurt and Lobster.

    Fuck that shit.
     
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    I think OP is referring to a site such as efukd (I'm not sure if that's the correct spelling) which is made up of porn bloopers.

    It definitely screams of just trying to tarnish someone's name though, rather than a legit money-making idea.
     
  10. HoNeYBiRD

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    oxy clean does the job
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    OP sounds more like an unemployed gopher for celebrities to me. Probably mention his name to any of these celebs and they'd say who? Oh that weirdo that set up the catering tables?

    If they do remember him you might hear something like, "Oh that sicko we caught fapping to reruns of the Special Olympic reels before he was fired". Yeah we remember him. Is he still wearing an ankle bracelet?
     
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    Is that a statement or a suggestion for another niche porn idea for the OP?
     
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    OP sounds like an ideal candidate for the scat pack.

    Seriously though.. There nothing wrong with a crying wank but a laughing wank is just fucking wrong !

     
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    OP,

    Your post is very confusing - your name suggests you sell steroids, but your writing style suggests you take meth.

    Just to clarify, you mention you know media people, comedians, writers etc.....

    Is your idea along the lines of Billy Connolly giving Sarah Millican one?

    Or is it more along the lines of Jenna Haze telling jokes whilst giving blowjobs?
     
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    Maybe knock knock jokes... Everyone likes knock knock jokes right?
    And clowns...

    Start with knock knock jokes and go up... Or down from there.

    I can't wait.
     
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    Very good point.

    She could alternate.

    Knock Knock
    Cock Cock
    Knock Knock
    Cock Cock

    It would keep everyone happy.

    Rather than watching X-Factor on a Saturday night, the whole family could watch porn together
     
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    Knock knock, who's there, my cock.

    The best and only line you'll ever need. But honestly, I don't think guys watch porn, because they want to watch something funny...
     
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    I don't know man. When I'm fapping I'm not interested in funny stuff. And when I'm watching funny stuff i don't want to see hardcore porn, dicks and cumshots. And that's just when I'm alone. I'm definitely not watching porn with friends, that's just akward.

    I like ice cream and hamburgers. But I would never buy a hamburger that has ice cream on it, because that would taste like shit.
     
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    how about the other way around?

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  20. letsjustbebenefits

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    You posted this just 3 hours ago, you're already on fire, you've got almost 400 hits, and 18 replies.

    Let me ask you something...are you and the guys you write with available for hire?

    I don't, at all, like the idea of a "Comedy Porn Site"
    I'm really kind of confused as to how exactly you would even have a comedy porn site
    ...but- i'm guessing that's part of your writing style. It worked.


    Most people explain their product in an almost pandering way
    ...begging for the audience to like it.
    If the reader doesn't like it, or doesn't even fully understands the product, generally, the reader doesn't waste his time replying.


    But you've written this in a way that is so provocative,
    not only are people reading it,
    taking the time to make long posts,
    but they're also going to your stand up comedy site
    and watching your show, then REPOSTING your link!


    Furthermore...
    it's written in such a way that...
    even people who think the idea is stupid...
    still want to know more about it.

    "I don't get the connection"
    and
    "how exactly would you do this?"
    even
    "are they going to tell knock knock jokes?"
    These are all open ended posts.

    In fact, every one of the replies are open ended, not only open ended,
    but emotionally charged!

    Which means, when you answer these reply s,
    even if you give a great explanation, it wont end the thread.
    They'll keep coming back...
    they'll tell their friends about this idiot who's got this stupid idea, and on, and on.


    Thats the beauty of the internet.
    A hit is a hit.
    Seriously, get ahold of me,
    I don't do porn, or even comedy,

    but I do have a couple of sites that could use content that produces this type of traffic.