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Back from our trip around the moon

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dizz, Aug 8, 2009.

  1. dizz

    dizz Elite Member

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    And you know what we have noticed.... Nothing changes... Its like that old adage, history repeats itself. But just out of curiosity, what do you think came before us? Could there have been a... well more advance civilization that was on earth, but they had gotten too smart and went to war, and dummed down the population, and left no trace of it..... Could that been possible? Hmmm... probably not.. LOL... but still how did humans come about? were we just genetic freaks of a culture of fucking monkeys? Or did some almighty being suddenly say, hmmm... I think that I am going to make some two legged freak that sins and has a conscience sometimes? Who really knows? We could just be some random chemical reaction. But still, we ended up being self-serving assholes, with the exceptional few people that care about the human race as a whole. Im not one of them, nor do i think that anyone on here is one either... We can help, and sometimes, care, but there still is a gain in it for us, albeit reputation (which we have a lack of... LMAO), or money. And so my 15 minutes of fame are almost up... I feel the tears welling up inside of me. I have no thought of what i am going to do.... We certainly can't, you know..., help people... That ruins the people that want money for that.... All I wanted was a little recognition so that when we did start asking for money, we would have some good reviews of our stuff and people would feel more comfortable about themselves not being scammed, although this is blackhat :cool:.... So if I keep getting slammed for helping... Well then... I guess i will tell funny stories on here!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I got a joke for yall............................................................................................
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    There were two muffins baking in the oven.
    One of the muffins turned to another and said "Phew its hot in here"
    The other muffin said, "Ha, talking muffin"

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

    Ok anyone ready for another one?????? I have allllllllllll day... LMAO
     
  2. dizz

    dizz Elite Member

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    Oh and by the way... This is the prettier and corny half of the team..... I am a horrible joke teller, but still... I have more where that one came from!!!!!
     
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    what is dis shit...

    dude c mon , your be soon -1k rep :p go make some money rather than posting stupid things on lounge ,altho the joke was fine
     
  4. dizz

    dizz Elite Member

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    Oh, I am making money... Just not on here, nor really using any of the methods.... I have a different kind of thing going on for me.... Its just one day, I had 15 rep.. The next, I had -70 rep.. Quite literally happened that way too.... So anyways, anyone want another joke?
     
  5. Jared255

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    I would like another joke.
     
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  6. dizz

    dizz Elite Member

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    Well shit... Im drawing a blank.... How about a lawyer joke. Ok, here we go.....

    So there was this engineer who was tragically hit by a bus and killed instantly. He had lead a good life, but for some reason he found himself, rather than at the pearly gates, in the Other Place. Not one to complain, he shrugged and submitted himself to the tortures and other indignities common in Hell.

    Soon after he arrived, there was a problem with one of the many furnaces. The engineer was happy to help out (he volunteered as wanted a challenge) and before long it was up and running again.

    This brought him to the attention of one of the senior demons that then had him working all over Hell fixing the torture devices, working out the kinks in the plumbing system, installing digital controls to the flame throwers . . . you name it.

    Pretty soon word reached Satan that Hell had a great new addition to the team. The engineer then got taken under the Boss' wing (so to speak) as he planned and oversaw the creation of a giant new computer network. Pretty soon, word of all these improvements reached Heaven.

    God was pretty upset about all this, and he had St. Peter look into the details (it had been a computer error, the engineer had been destined for one of the mid levels of Heaven). So God called Satan up and told him he wanted the engineer back.

    "Nothing doing," said Satan, "You sent him down here, and we're keeping him!"

    "What?" sputtered God, "You get him up here right now! That's a direct Order!"

    "Listen pal, I don't take orders from you any more. Remember that 'rule in hell' agreement?"

    God was beside himself. "If you don't send that engineer up here right now, I'll . . . I'll sue you!"

    "Oh, sure!" Satan shot back gleefully. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
     
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    l3east Registered Member

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    -71 :d
     
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    how did you get out of your straight jacket again!?
     
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    They dropped the price of crack didn't they? :(
     
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    do you work as data entry or copy paste guy
     
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    dizz Elite Member

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    I am sorry, I don't do drugs..... Actually, I really need a drink, but I don't have one of those either. I am not a copy paster as a profession and neither am I a data entry person.... My partner and I (hence we) own a white hat advertising company. For bands mostly, although we have a couple clients that are businesses as well.
     
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    So no one wants anymore jokes???? Aww come on, really? HMMPH... Come on, ask me for some more stuff before they come back in here and find out that I got out of my straight jacket.
     
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    The death of Friends star David Schwimmer this afternoon came as a huge shock to me, but it's made me realise how this website is a primary source of news to many people.

    Which is why you just believed me that David Schwimmer is dead.
     
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    You should stop while you only have -70 rep...
     
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    Hey now, I have -68 now...... LMAO.... And LOL at turner... That was great..... It would suck if david schwimmer was really dead... but lemme check to see if he really died anyways because, well stars are dropping left and right.... LOL... Nope hes alive...
     
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    Why not give us some of your money if you are so bored .
    That way alteast someone might laugh.
     
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    dizz you just fucked up all your credibility for the rest of your time on this forum -69 rep..
     
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    dizz Elite Member

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    Well there now.... I got to go home and cry, (OMG are you guys that serious, do you think my rep really matters to me, people still read my posts and answer them) Credibility means that I am honest.... Reputation means that I am kissing ass trying to make myself feel better. There's a fucking difference.... Hope you are doing well.... Oh by the way, what do I sell on here... Well actually, nothing.... So SOMEONE (or multiple someones ).... doesn't like what I post and made it very clear... They think I am a :asshole:... LMAO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b98k9I03FFA
     
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    If you look at the video right above your post, all will be explained.... LOL...